south river

1. A small town 5 miles from New Brunswick, NJ.

2. Hell on earth.

"I'd rather die than go to South River."

by Pete H. December 2, 2005

swimming the river gia

origin: a homage to both the river styx and America's most notoriously drugged out late-70s supermodel, Gia Carangi

definition: using IV drugs recreationally. also see slamming

"High? For fucks sake, she's been swimming the river gia since she met the needle"

by One Charming Bastard September 28, 2004

Up The River Down The River

Fill a solo cup with beer. Take a deck of 52 cards. Two people each draw a card. The person with the highest number (1 - 13) doesn't have to do anything. The person who draws the lowest card has to chug the beer for the amount of seconds equal to the difference in the cards. (example: Anna draws a four, Patty draws a nine). Anna has to chug beer for five seconds (use a stop watch). If you draw a joker, the person who drew the joker has to chug for three times the amount of the other card (example: Patty draws a joker, Anna draws a six. Patty has to chug for 18 seconds). The goal of the game is to finish the entire deck of 52 cards in the shortest amount of time. Can be played with multiple teams going against each other.

Hey Anna let's play Up The River Down The River tonight...

Okay Patty. It's on. Bring all your friends...

by indianna500 June 9, 2009

Saco River Water Buffalo

The largest of Fat adult females who try to squeeze into the bathing suits of of 12 year old, then find the most public place to show themselves off. Like a public beach or river. These "Buffalo" usually consider themselves to be among the hottest "things" there as the rest of us see them as the fattest and most vile.

My best friend Josh threw up when a Saco River Water Buffalo rose out of the lake and to kiss him. (or eat, were not sure.??.)

by Tnays Fayjan January 16, 2009

The River Boys

A few lads up to no good, always making trouble in your neighborhood, devious and cunning but yet still so lovable, the lads fellas wanna be likw, and girls wanna be with. No booze at a party will be safe with these lads around. Scamps!

Olan (The River boys ); do you see what i see davy??
Davy (The River Boys ); them cans of fosters on the table is it?
Olan; exactly buddy!!
Davy; also ive spotted a shoulder next to the fridge, all we need is a mixer!
Olan; yeah buddy!! Lets go to work!!
Davy; River Boys for life!!!!
On looker; dem guys fleased the place without any1 noticing, what a pair of lovable scallywags!

by magic kev November 1, 2011

Staunton River Middle School

A school with too many hillbillies. Carry pocket knives to school like it’s nothing. The education system there suck just like their Football Team.

I’m going to Staunton River Middle School next week.
Run Bitch Run!!!

by Donewithlife707 September 22, 2020

Going down the river Thames

When you are having sexual intercourse and your partner has an urgent diarrhea, which he/she cant hold and lets go. But being the brave man that you are, you ignore the obstacle and keep on doing what you love the most... (no pun intended)

Bro, me and my sis totally went down the river Thames last night.
Going down the river Thames is my lifestyle.

by Sir Gregory Thames January 30, 2016