hay riding

When one takes a bus into the ghetto for a cheap thrill.

(South side of Chicago at 1 am)
Bus driver: "Kid what are you doing way down here? Hay riding?"
Student: "No, I fell asleep and missed my stop and need to get back north. Thanks for stopping."

by UrbDickler October 28, 2010

Ride of the Valkyrie

When a woman rides a man's face until he suffocates, but she lets him have one hand free to wrap around his penis, so he can have his weapon in hand as he does.

"Keith is dead? What happened??"

"His wife gave him a Ride of the Valkyrie, so at least he died a warrior's death."

by roundegotrip April 16, 2022

Get A Ride

To get a boyfriend/girlfriend

Hey, I need to Get A Ride but he/she keep playing

by Jody josh October 23, 2019

riding instructor

A really cool and awesome person who mucks out horse stalls, grooms horses, feeds horses, rides horses and teaches people how to ride horses.

(Riding instructor asking riders to do things on a group lesson)
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Change the rein A to C
*Horses walk from A to C*
Instructor: Halt.
*Horses all stop*
Instructor: Walk on.
*Horses walk on*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot rising.
*Horses trot*
Instructor: Check your diagonals.
*Riders check diagonals in trot*
Instructor: Change the rein C to A.
*Horses change the rein*
Instructor: Go forwards to working trot sitting and to walk.
*Horses walk*

by awesome horse luver April 24, 2010

Hide and Ride

It's like hide and seek,you go hide somewhere and someone finds you exept they have sex with you!

Do you want to play Hide and Ride

by King of Urban dictionary April 20, 2015

model riding

The addictive practice of extreme weather geeks. They peruse the long-range models looking for signs of anything exciting: snow, extreme cold, extreme heat, windstorms, flooding, etc. The trouble is that the long range tends to fluctuate around a lot, so that it's not reliable forecasting.

Dude, all this model riding is making me dizzy. Let's just focus on the next 7 days because that's more clear!

by DJ Bonneromics May 15, 2012

Bake Ride

Going for a drive deliberately to smoke weed.

I just rolled two fatty's, you down for a bake ride?

by HigherLifestyle March 2, 2009