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retardedment 

(Also pronounced retaddedment)

The highest level of being retarded. One you must work hard to accomplish and once you get there you can't get any better so you have no choice but to retire at that point you have reached retardedment. Then you must go to a retardedment home for the rest of your retadded life
Hey look at mark over there he is so lucky he has reached retardedment. It is something I look forward to someday
retardedment by Jwrules May 7, 2016

retardese 

faux language spoken only by mockingly retarded people
noob email: "Send this to 10 people and Bill Gates will track every forward and send a penny for each recipient to the Center for Mental Retardation Research!"

my reply: "Sorry, I don't speak retardese."
retardese by Phil E Drifter February 22, 2008
Retared, when a fucking idiot tries to insult you but can't even type properly.
are you retared son
retared by 360 kiwiscoper April 11, 2015

retardest 

For people who are too lazy to say "most retarded".
"I've just heard the retardest song!"
retardest by xxshizzamxx January 3, 2009

retraded 

It is a word used if your so retarded that you don't even know that your so retarded because your so retardedly retarded.
i am retraded
retraded by KertLergerde101 March 6, 2017

retarted 

A retarded person's way of spelling the word "retarded."
Ex: Han Solo is retarded for making a definiton for the word retarted without knowing how to spell it correctly.

"ZOMG I'M SO RETARDED I SAY RETARTED!!!"
retarted by Kfizzle April 28, 2006