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1. (noun) A physical exercise where you hold your body parallel to the ground using just your forearms and toes — builds core strength and mental fortitude.

2. (verb) To remain emotionally and financially unshaken during a meltdown — especially in crypto.

3. A state of complete meme alignment with a token that requires zero motion, zero emotion, and infinite conviction.
“Bro held a 5-minute plank and saw God.”
Everyone sold the dip. He just planked.”
“She doesn’t trade. She planks.”
plank by randallrandy May 29, 2025
Related Words
Planked means when the government uses a direct energy weapon like a vircator 1200 to torture someone to death.
Bob: Billy has been hearing voices and experiencing strange phenomena like feeling burns and smelling random stuff.
John: He's getting planked. The government is planking him for being a punk. They're killing him!
Planked by Punk123 June 28, 2025

plankton is cute in japanese, duh. 

a phrase said by patrick on the ai sponge streams, which causes him to have a stroke
"plankton is cute in japanese, duh." "plankton is wdfhjrefhyrfuygwfhyu"

Phonklogy 

Phonklogy is a Group that spreads the Good Word of Phonk through Psalms (Me), The Lord of Phonk. Studying Phonk is a core aspect of the group and spreading the good word of Phonk, but do not be mistaken as there is Bad Phonk, Phonk that is not good and goes against of the Good Phonk we try to preach. The Brother of The Phonk Lord, He is Second In Command and oversees the Good Work of Phonk if necessary and helps The Phonk Lord. Contact psa1ms. on Discord if you are interested in his Good Word.
"Hello, have you ever heard of Phonklogy?"
"I am a Phonkist, I follow the Group of Phonklogy."
"Want to come to Phonk Study?"
Phonklogy by psa1msss March 14, 2025

Plockman-19 

A virus emanating from the plockman, airborne and as spreadable as Covid-19 but way worse since it affects the plockman. Ruinous effects occur primarily on the plockman, highly visible and looks like a crime scene in the crotchal region.
He's out of the office with Plockman-19.
What's wrong with your plockman, looks like Plockman-19.
Plockman-19 by Ransoms Dutch March 24, 2025

Phonklogy 

Phonklogy is a group about spreading Phonk and other types of Phonk...Also Including Brazilian Funk. The Phonk Emperor searches for Phonkists who are willing to join his journey throughout The World and spread the great word of Phonklogy. You do not find The Phonk Emperor, he finds you.
"Brother, haven't you heard of Phonk?"
"Would you consider of learning Phonklogy?"
"Phonklogy is very fun."
Phonklogy by psa1msss April 3, 2025