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Prescription Pimp

A doctor or a psychiatrist, but one who over prescribes medications and doesn't know their DSM. Usually sought out by pill junkies or parents who don't understand caffeine and children don't mix.
Kid is running around the house at twelve am tweaking on caffeinated soda.

Mom: wakes up "damnit, johnny's up again running around?!?!"

Dad: rolls over tired "Can't you just take him to the prescription pimp tomorrow and have this fixed? I mean were awesome parents and have done everything"

meanwhile, on the nightstand, a baggie of weed sits.
by NardTard August 5, 2012
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child pimp

a parent, usually female, who uses her children in a malicious manner against the other parent because they have nothing else.
Did you know Gina won't let her children see their Daddy?

Yea. Well, she has nothing else to use against him.

I know. What a child pimp
by ladybug09 December 5, 2013
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butterfly pimp

An older lesbian that pimps out young girls to other girls. Lesbians that take young girl ho's are known as "Jane's."
Yeah, we went to the poetry slam and wondered why all those old ladies had those college girls around, the I found out she was a butterfly pimp.
by Steve-er January 22, 2014
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Sass Pimp

"Cliff is sassy. No, he encourages good sass. Cliff is kind of like a curator of sass. He's... a sass pimp. It surrounds and follows him."
by Dance. Geek. October 11, 2016
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limp pimp

A man who was attractive in the past, but has lost all charm and is no longer desired
Steve Buschemi is such a limp pimp.
by whoisgary November 14, 2016
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Limp pimp

A conventional pimp whomst does not in any way mix business with pleasure.
Remember that guy George we met? that guy is such a limp pimp!
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life pimp

One who makes life their bitch.

More specifically, one who is able to hustle hard and be successful, while staying cool and not stressing the small shit; to have it all and bust ass, but have fun and enjoy life while doing so.
I could stress out about how I have no time to get things done, but I'm a life pimp, so that shit doesn't bother me
by Toastedchez October 24, 2017
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