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deceit page

A page (usually on Facebook) with a title referencing to something (just to increase views and/or likes), but the posts have nothing to do with the title (shock news, gossip or anything else people don't care about...).
User: Hey, a page about french fries!

Some time later...

User: ...WHAT?! No french fries? Just gossip news? That's such a deceit page! Not gonna click like on it!
by TheMaster001 December 2, 2013
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Post-page hard-on (PPH)

A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.
Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.

Post-page hard-on (PPH)
by docjustincredible June 1, 2015
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vanilla page

A personal Facebook page where you have close friends and family viewing your timeline status posts, Unlike group pages where you can act a goddamn fool and post pretty much what you are REALLY feeling.
Please don't post bullshit on my vanilla page, post it in the group. Hey, my church sees my vanilla page! Um, my parents are on my vanilla page. PG page
by Ike Mamazon May 30, 2016
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empty page syndrome

When you haven't updated your social media pages in days, weeks or longer.
The bar under my apartment is awesome but they've got empty page syndrome, you never know if there's events or happy hour looking at their Twitter.
by @cam May 16, 2016
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industry pages

Synonymous with the yellowpages, industry pages is a retro futuristic description of the industrial age vs the information age via phonebooks.
When will these industry pages stop arriving at my doorstep?! Maybe I should frame one before the internet takes over.
by Urbanartshare September 8, 2016
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Hoe Page

A page on social media where a nasty bitch promotes other under age nasty bitches doing nasty bitch things on camera
Hey Shannaya go check out tennayas hoe page
by SE DC gang gang gang June 16, 2017
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michael page

A dangerous, creepy, filthy, erotically drunk male. Has no standards for his Johnson and is proud. Loves to play games such as "pull the pig" because he sees it as his way of giving back to society. Doesn't wear underwear as it's seen as a barrier
Female: "That guys such a Michael Page it disgusts me"
by 8288 July 14, 2017
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