Mindless Munch

To eat something (usually snacks) without actively thinking about it.

"Oh my lord, I gotta stop eating these, I've just been mindless munching for a hour."

by Mimic_ June 13, 2023

Munching the crunchy

Licking the crusty parts of the pussy after missionary

Munching the crunchy sure is fun

by Jerrythepedofile June 18, 2021

Sympathy Munch

sympathy munch is when your friend is trying to initiate a unrequested FFM threesome and couldn't get the male to be erect so you offer to eat them out, out of pity bc you have secondhand embarrassment.

my friend came out and started trying to give my other friend head and he wouldn't get hard. so I gave her a sympathy munch

by letsgodoabump October 28, 2021

Munching the leather gorilla

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.

John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.

by TaylorS999 January 24, 2012

munch one

Subject to interpretation but generally means to tell someone to bit a cock, but "one" could mean any number of genitalia.

"Munch one" fuckface.

by Waxil April 14, 2018

Munch Muff

The act of eating a lady’s box or cooter; going down on a female’s notorious V.A.G.

Hey man, did you hear? The teacher let Phil munch muff after class yesterday! She must have wanted him bad.

by Papa Bravo Romeo December 10, 2019

Munch Pusser

General Term (from French Canadian Perspective) for Lesbian

I saw Jenny and Sarah kissing in da back room. You know dry doing da Munch pussers ting.

by Annie Moe May 27, 2024