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Noodle jousting 

When attempting to have sex with a limp penis
Man, I was so drunk I spent the whole night just noodle jousting
Noodle jousting by Afsd June 2, 2015

noodlesexual 

A guy who gets with a girl who looks like a guy he knows.
Newel is a noodlesexual
noodlesexual by Lo9nytunes January 28, 2016

Noodle Bros

When two Bros Jack off to the same porn video or porn star at different times.
Mike- "Yo Auston have you seen Gianna's new porno"
Austin- " Yea I beat my dick to it last night"
Mike- "Sick we are totally noodle bros"
Noodle Bros by BobLee173 May 16, 2016

noodlepie 

A hairstyle that closely resembles a pie made out of noodles. One example is John Sakars' hair.
His hair looks like a fucking noodlepie! A noodlepie!

noodlepeach 

What to call someone if they are the skinniest person in the world. Also 🍜 🍑 =skinny ass
Izaiah is such a noodlepeach, he is just sooo skinny, he might just be the skinniest person in the world.
noodlepeach by Goldriptide143 February 20, 2017

noodle dragon 

A dragon with a snake like body that usually displays a (silly) cat or ferret like behaviour
Ny noodle dragon loves to play in boxes