Noah Flynn!

20/10 guy. This mf can get the job done. This the guy to turn a 30 second quicky to the best 10 seconds of your life. Tall, Handsome, and astonishing at relieving you the quickest and most savery way possible. He is one big mountain to be reckoned with. He will change your life one way or another.

(Guy 1)This Noah Flynn! guy is really the best

(Guy 2) I know right

by Billybobjoe9070 April 19, 2023

3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark

When someone goes actually insane in a rampage about losing something in a game or in real life. Mostly used against people who are named Chad or people who sweat in easy games.

Bro stop acting like the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark! Dude actually relax it's just a game Chad. BRO RELAX IT'S JUST MINECRAFT!!! JESUS CHRIST RELAX.

by Therewereonly2 November 15, 2019

noah's mom

The mother of a friend or collegue who sells her sexual talents for money

I saw noahs my out on the corner, so i picked her up for some hot lovin'

by kankaroo jock July 16, 2008

Joakim Noah

The most annoying basketball player in the NBA. I would rather look at Whoopi Goldberg's vagina for an hour and 23 minutes while examinating it thoroughly before i would watch Joakim Noah cry about how many non calls he gets. Joakim sucks more than Chasey Lane. Joakims performance on a scale from one to ten ranks about a Rick Moranis...Joakim Noah IS the queef, after a porn star breaks the gang bang record.

Who is the one NBA player you wish did not exist? Joakim Noah! Duh... that dude is rumple fugly!

by Vagstatic Voyage. May 12, 2009

Noah

A Duck

Noah looks like a duck

by ALlas February 15, 2017

Noah

A Noah is a very sexy man, very loyal, and very sexual. he will suck you off whenever he wants and you wont give a damn shit because noah is the hottest man in your school. Whenever he smirks at you, you die and instantly look and kiss him. He's just overall sexy as fuck.

girl:Omg! noah said hi to me! im fainting
Boy:Nigger! I know im not gay but if i was playing smash or pass i would smash all day!
Noah comes in chat
Girl2:you guys are so gay! Noah and me had a session last night! i think im pregnant! ive seen tons of dicks , but noahs dick is humongous!
Noah:Wtf! Dont tell them!

by NarwhalLover123 April 28, 2017

Noan

When you moan from/while busting a nut

Yeah dude, I totally noaned when I finished last night.

by Sarah,Julius December 10, 2017