homo unerectus

a specie who lurks in the streets of san francisco, so incredibly queer, he even makes gays boners droopy.

(on animal planet) oh my lord, we have spotted the homo unerectus. notice the pink jumpsuit, assless chaps, and a dildo up his ass.

by KDIZZO March 23, 2005

homo blaster

i man who blast's his dick goo on gay men

steve:oh roy oh i am jacking off to your sexy bod
i am cuming roy
roy:put on my back steve
steve:FUCK YES

by 333 May 10, 2005

homo walk

the act of a gay guy walking like a woman or walking like they have something up there ass

"Hey home boy, you have a homo walk"

by Tony Martinez Loera February 16, 2007

No homo cuz

When say some gay and then say no homo to not make it gay

Bro I want to dick you down and suck your dick off with my fav pornstar luxury girl cum in my face no homo cuz

by Brian the 69 master November 18, 2019

homo cat

a dog that is a cat and who likes it own sex..

man you dog is a homo cat

by jellybellyjelly January 2, 2012

Homo-Pathetic

(1) A homosexual that tries way too hard to look & act & talk like the homosexuals you see on the popular media.

Alas, their attempts appear pathetic or half-assed or vastly extravagant to the point that they appear like a sloppy, half-made copy of the top-tier homosexuals that are way too beautiful & successful to even be considered normal human beings.

Note: This definition is purely for entertainment purposes, not in any way meant to harm/belittle/make fun of the lgbt community.

“You see that man in the middle of the parade? All dressed up in vibrant rainbow cloth, with brilliantly colored hair, his makeup is so freaking sloppy, isn’t it? Haha, how Homo-Pathetic of him...”

“For all the gay youtuber beauty guru videos you’ve watched, John, your makeup skills haven’t even gotten to the part where you look all flawless & angelic as them. How homo-pathetic I might add,” he teased.

“Watch & learn, guys, “ Bob exclaimed in an extravagant yet high-pitched voice, moving his hands all over the place like he knew what he was doing’ “as I put on this drug store foundation that exactly matches my skin tone & totally doesn’t make me look all tanned!” *giggles for the hundredth time in a three minute video*

by eChildOfNight June 25, 2018

Homo weasel

A device (similar to those that apply spices) that allows one to apply homosexuality to a human being, or increase the general fabulousness of a given area or situation.

John: Hey Joe, Bob is acting a little straight today.
Joe: Hit him with the homo weasel.
John: Bam!
Bob: Fabulous!!!

by tsukisan April 28, 2013