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Muddy

When you're face is looking a bit scruffy, your foundations cracked and your hair looks greasy. The humiliating realty of not showering for three days straight.
"You coming out today?"
"Nah... Looking bare muddy right now sorry"
by heavydirtytshirt May 19, 2016
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Muddy Love

Intense love for the Toledo Mudhens. Most notably shown by old time players for them. Especially Ed Crankshaft and Fred "Dusty" Duncan.
Dusty: Hey Ed, there's a Mudhens game on the TV tonight. Want to watch it?

Ed: Oh yeah, big time muddy love, man!

Dusty: I bet we're in it, too! This must be from at least 1945.

Ed: Once a Mudhen, always a Mudhen. You never lose the muddy love!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010
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muddy snowball

when a man is having anal sex with a woman(or a man)then he has the woman give him a blowjob after that he preceeds to ejaculate into her mouth then the woman(or man) spits it back into his mouth.
Mike and Afton practiced the muddy snowball technique last night.
by Nick Mattingly February 25, 2003
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Muddy Monsoon

Okay listen up. This sexual act is for any type of person who may have the desires of a total phsyco.

.You will need.

1. 4 Rops about 5 feet long each.

2. A fold out chair

3. A Partner who is willing to do anything.

4. An appetite for shit.


Okay first, you tie your partner's ankles to his/her wrists (Right ankle to right wrist and left ankle to left wrist.)

With the slack of the knot, you tie another knot to the top rest of a chair. You then make sure your partner is hanging slightly off the ground when you sit and put weight on the other side of the chair. Now, you put your legs between the space in the backrest and the seat as if you are sattling a horse. You will hold on to the rope tied to the top of the seat and then proceed to take a shit all over your partners face.




Thank you for your time.
This chick down at the strip joint thinks she can take a muddy monsoon so im going over to her place tonight with all the supplies. She does'nt know what shes in for.
by [willy] OHHHH BEEEE February 25, 2009
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muddy lizard

by e1403104 July 7, 2012
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muddy funter

Local version of "Muddy Funster" MoFo
a polite way of saying "mother fucker" or "muddafucka"
The muddy funter cut me up at the lights
by Kevv ww September 6, 2006
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