Mr. Alaska

When someone with a masters degree has the geography knowledge of a third grader.

"Alaska is an island. Why else would they put it in a box next to Hawaii on the map?"

"Isn't Dutch Land that country near Holland where the Dutch are from?"

"You know, the Aryans... from Arya?"

-Are you kidding me, Mr. Alaska?

by Bugle Boy July 14, 2010

Mr. Laughing

The general description of a person who is:

1. vehemently against the consumption of any alcoholic substances
2. strong-headed and excessively emotional
3. lacks a sense of basic fundamental social skills
4. is a part-time "artist" who delves into acts of unonymous lusting after randoms in coffee shops!

Mr. Laughing told me today "the standards of this building must be upheld, so lets punish all who drink"

by Bestbelieveitbitches April 26, 2009

Mr. Greenjeans

A person who deals marijuana. As referenced by Jack Black in the movie "Bongwater".

I need to go see Mr. Greenjeans cuz I'm going to Coachella this weekend.

by mark schindler March 24, 2006

mr woppy

An Italian who sells icecream from an icecream van.

hey luigi do ya wanta icecreama,ye i wanta 99 off a mr woppy!

by jockey wilson October 4, 2007

mrs. hogg

A straight up g

Mrs. Hogg is a straight up g

by the feet that were bein creepe December 19, 2013

Mrs. Collins

Mrs.Colloms is a real bitch. She is always in your business and is very creepy. She is usually a teacher and probably hasn't been fucked in 30 years. Also typically red head.

Wow I would hate to be mrs. Collins.
Wow, your such a mrs. Collins I mean your no fun and a creep, get away from me!

Mrs. Collins is a Greek name for " rapist" and it was fround soon to have that as a name or be called it.

by Me. CockBlocker113122 December 1, 2016

Mr. Hammon

Teaches fuckin chemistry at stockdale; Has an uncomfortably large penis

Mr. Hammon is so fuckin hot when he teaches about thermochemistry!

by daddy chi11 March 26, 2019