Mr. Dutcher

A ginger teacher with a jewfro and a tie. Takes his sweet time to grade work

"Damn Mr. Dutcher is taking too long to grade my work"
"Yeah, he's pretty gay"

by BagOfPlums69 June 12, 2016

Mr Baxter

A primitive man who enjoys 3d design and has managed to put up with his class, he likes goat piano and other stupid noises and smells like shit.

Mr Baxter you are smelly m8.

by TheGreatZulu October 8, 2019

Mr. Alaska

When someone with a masters degree has the geography knowledge of a third grader.

"Alaska is an island. Why else would they put it in a box next to Hawaii on the map?"

"Isn't Dutch Land that country near Holland where the Dutch are from?"

"You know, the Aryans... from Arya?"

-Are you kidding me, Mr. Alaska?

by Bugle Boy July 14, 2010

Mr. Softie

Fake Penis for Packing in Your Pants, akin to a dildo BUT only intended to be worn for show in underwear. FTM trans. sometimes wear these, or men with a small package who want to appear larger. Brand Name.

I was packing my Mr. Softie in my panties and he fell out.
Mr. Softie sure looks better than a roll of Quarters in your pants.

by fixitman July 6, 2010

Mr. Greenjeans

A person who deals marijuana. As referenced by Jack Black in the movie "Bongwater".

I need to go see Mr. Greenjeans cuz I'm going to Coachella this weekend.

by mark schindler March 24, 2006

Mr Tigani

A word used to describe a very tall and handsome man with so much music knowledge it's almost impossible not to fall in love with him, a more trustworthy resource than Ultimate Guitar.

That man is so incredibly good at music and stuff, he's a Mr Tigani!

by therealnatedogg72 August 9, 2023

Mr. Hammon

Teaches fuckin chemistry at stockdale; Has an uncomfortably large penis

Mr. Hammon is so fuckin hot when he teaches about thermochemistry!

by daddy chi11 March 26, 2019