mousekatard

One who is new to computers and has limited or no control whatsoever over the mouse, frequently becoming frustrated by their own lack of coordination and inability to master eye-hand coordination at a level a two-year-old would have little difficulty achieving.

It's too bad about Betty. She's such a mousekatard she accidentally dragged her entire hard drive to the trash and lost her system, then got the cord tangled around her neck and suffocated.

by Gary Guthrie September 19, 2008

Greenhaven Mouse

all the asians that live in greenhaven/pocket area. They all come out at night with their marlboro smooths and you can usually tell where they were kickin it...cuz youll find hella butts and spit all over the ground. they all drive together like 4 deep slappin..cuz they all got it like that

you can find them at the local grocery store or coffee shop posted after closing hours...mainy buckthorns, starbucks, belair,hoa viet,freeport area...sometime they travel to laguna and you can find them at inNout or tops!

tracy...! what are you doing at bucks at this hour your definitely a greenhaven mouse! oh fuk.

hey you greenhaven mouse let me get a smooth!

by coridori October 22, 2008

House mouse

Male or female who guards someone's house and belongings. Usually they perform sexually acts as trade for payment. On call 24/7.

Hey, Johnny your house is pretty dirty. Lets find a house mouse to get this shit cleaned up.

by Dusty 1 October 19, 2019

Mickey Mouse bullshit

A phrase used to describe anything irritating or meaningless, or just a stupid-ass comeback

Jim: Hey man, how's it going? I need you to raise and edit the financial budgets, get the wages going, and also our caffeine is out of stock, as well as monitoring the computers for possible transact-
Me: Yeah, whatever I ain't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit, I'm out fucker. *Grabs Harold and shoves him out of the window, falling out with him*

Timothy: Man, you're stupid for not knowing question 6.
Aanshi: Well you're a pile of Mickey Mouse bullshit.

by D-stroyer May 3, 2021

drop a mouse

to fart; announced upon smelling a gassy odour

Did somebody drop his mouse?

by Richland October 6, 2004

Smells like boy mouse

Refers to a male's bedroom or a room inhabited by males. Testosterone, sweat, farts, and cum have given the room that dank scent reminiscent of the cage your stinking male mouse lives in.

Last night Jim was hanging with his boys playing Smash Bros til 4am then they put on some porn and had a circlejerk. Now it smells like boy mouse in here.

by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016

Mouseballs

Urban legend on UW Eau Claire Campus. Sightings are likened to seeing Big Foot. Known for breaking girls pelvises. Drinks entire kegs by self.

"Dude there was a Mouseballs sighting today."

by StankCity April 24, 2010