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Bareback Mounting

The renaming of the gay cowboy movie by popular conservative radio host Michael Savage.
Someone: Brokeback Mountain was so gay!

Someone else: You mean Bareback Mounting?
by anon_is_anon May 13, 2009
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The Mount Everest Sexpedition

The sexual position involving at least 6 inches of snow on the ground, a rickety sled, and a slutty broad. Lay said slutty broad on old rickety sled at the bottom of a very steep hill. Proceed to undress down to your birthday suit and prepare for your sexpedition. Now that the ground work is complete, finally thrust the slutty broad all the way to the top of the hill where you cum on her face to mark your victory of the completion of the sexpedition.
Kevin: Dude I just did the Mount Everest Sexpedition!
Tyler: No way! How did that go?
Kevin: Well I made it..... but i cant say the same for her......
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STONE MOUNTAIN

Typical American suburb outside of a major city. Large state park with kkk activity back in the 50's & 60's. Small historic downtown area that screams southern livin! What makes this community so unique is the large number of black upper middle class neighborhoods, particularly east of the train tracks. Alta tennis leagues run rampant in this town. Affluent African-Americans definitely have a lock on this once stronghold town for the KKK. I guess Dr Kings countless marches for freedom & equality really paid off in this part of the south.
by 20eastside September 10, 2015
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meeting on the mountain

a dreaded meeting or appointment involving some sort of confrontation with a higher-up type of official person, be it a boss, counselor, or other authority-like figure. . .
I had a little "incident" at school and now I have to speak with the head counselor. . . the meeting on the mountain is this morning. .. eeek!
by Just A Troubled Girl February 3, 2006
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On Top Of The Mountain

When you fuck a girl so hard you fold her in half with her ass in the air put one foot on her ass cheek and piss down her back.
“I fucked Billie-Joe so hard last night I finished it off with a good old On Top Of The Mountain
by MadameMayhem July 18, 2020
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mountain lakes

ok...so i am a laker, ill admit that. im also going to admit that mountain lakes is one of the best towns ever. almost everyone here loves it. you walk through the town and people have orange and blue like its their job. people here have so much pride and love representing their town.
as for the boonton townshippers not liking it here, that is not true at all. im friends with many of them and they like it just as much as we do. ok of course theres an acception to this like there is everywhere, but everyone has acceptions.
as for all you people dissing mountain lakes, GET A LIFE. just because we live in a great town with great people, doesnt mean you have to diss it. so what if i have a couple northfaces and ribbons...northfaces are really warm and are awesome coats, ribbons are pretty and add fun to your hair, so HA.
as for the girls who wake up at 5 to do their makeup...thats about 3 girls in our school, and nobody likes them. those are the girls that wear too much bronzer and look like oompa-loompas. most of the girls i know, including me, wake up at 730 when school starts at 8 and dont even wear makeup most of the time. there are many naturally beautiful people who dont need makeup to look pretty.
like the other person said about our parents being rich, i totally agree, they went to college and worked hard for it and deserve everything they have. and the "shitty" houses in the village, really arent that shitty, they are a little smaller than the rest of the houses, but the inside to most of em are actually quite nice and more expensive then a big house in any other town.
most of the guys are not cocky, there are like 2 that are and everyone knows they are so it doesnt matter. most of the guys here are very nice and good-looking and caring, especially towards girls...
the girls are the same way. we have our quirks like every town, and we have our bitches and our weirdos...but so does everyone else. you cant say that you dont have these people either, because you know that you do. the girls here are generally very nice and pretty and dress well and are everything but slutty...
and that is our town, take it or leave it, but dont diss it...cuz if you do, you will have about 4,000 lakers chasing after you...
mountain lakes is awesome, dont ever say differently
by mountain lakes rocks April 10, 2005
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snow capped mountain

Once you have dry docked a toilet (see dry dock), you whip out your cock, and blow your load all over the mound of shit, thus capping the mountain with snow.
I left a snow capped mountain in the ladies restroom last night.
by squirrel March 14, 2004
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