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Matty Marron

When your girlfriend falls asleep before you get there because you're just that boring.
She did a Matty Marron on me when I went to pick her up.
by Gunny-Guy January 12, 2017
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mitten queen

a gay man who likes to jerk off other guys
Braden would like to be Austin's mitten queen
by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin June 30, 2004
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misty nigger

Often used as a term for a sand nigger(I.e people originating from sandy places)
Man1:Hey you heard about the 2nd Misty Nigger of Saudi Arabia?

Man2: Yah that's some niggery DIGGERY! I dont need another sand nigger in charge!
by HentaiGasm23 July 26, 2016
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Oven Mitt

n. The oven mitt is an act which is performed in conjunction with anal sex. The male may perform said act on himself, or another participant may be involved. While the male is fucking a female in the ass, either the male, or other participant reaches in the females pussy, grabs the dick, and gives the male a hand job.
Those bitches are freaks. I was fuckin sally in the ass and her sister reached in and gave me an oven mitt.
by wtf78 April 27, 2010
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mattypoop

a short little boy
who i've been taller
than for the last 1O
years of both of our
lives. he's also my
best friend since like.
kindergarden (= be jealous.
omggggg mattypoop (= you shorty!
by kaysea December 15, 2008
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Misty

It is a fog or mist in the early morning
Misty went to the store
by Nshwusnsjsi January 25, 2017
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fart in the mitten

Derogatory slang for a girl who queefs alot.
Bill: So Tom, how was sex with Beverly?
Tom: She's a fart in the mitten. Never stopped.
by trishonidas March 16, 2011
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