Someone who is a beast at soccer. He is also probably from Argentina . And always loses in the final. He is the best at soccer it unbelievable!!!!
by Javier diazzz February 26, 2017
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This chick was being a cunting whore so I gave her the ol' furious messiah. Her cunt looked raw beef after a few whacks with a meat tenderizer. it was awesome. seriously. just the fuckin' best. ever.
by BennyBoo6969420666183 January 16, 2007
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Get the Costa Messy mug.by josh ellis April 21, 2007
Get the mespace mug.1)An ipod whose artists or songs are mispelt
2)Whose song titles also have the artist name on it
3)Whose genres are mixed up
4)Who have the same song or artist twice or more times
ETC.
2)Whose song titles also have the artist name on it
3)Whose genres are mixed up
4)Who have the same song or artist twice or more times
ETC.
Boy 1: dude...you have three "The Ramones" and 5 "50 cents" wtf
Boy 2: shut up, ill fix it later
Boy 1: this is an effing messy ipod
Boy 2: shut up, ill fix it later
Boy 1: this is an effing messy ipod
by iliii July 28, 2007
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by JTAPS October 7, 2007
Get the messy giusti mug.when you take acid and mescaline and trip like a grandad with a bad hip trying to take on a large set of stairs
dude i'm tripping my face off oh god an octopus i guess this is what you call mescalysergic visions huh
by Swenson Bevel January 14, 2009
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