Carolyn/Matthew

People who believes that macaronous is the singular form of macaroni
Person 1: Have you heard? They're such a Carolyn/Matthew.
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: They used macaronous to refer to a single macaroni!
Person 2: Oh, EW!
by papi.SPAGHETTO November 06, 2020
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matthew star

Matthew star was a Peron who told Hitler where all the Jews were hiding, Matthew is Jewish himself but he wanted Hitler to spare him so he told them where they were all hiding.
Matthew told Hitler where we are and now we are dead you will be remembered as Matthew star
by PewPewshots November 21, 2017
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matthew is a squeaker

matthew is a person that no one cares about. he's a fn kid and he's trash at the game.
"matthew is a squeaker and he plays fortnite all day."- dave
"what a fortnite kid, and he's trash at the game as well." - mark
by unkown person that hates mf October 27, 2022
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Lee Matthew

The greatest thing to EVER happen to me... he is hot, sweet, kind, loving, and my best friend! I LOVE YOU BABY!
Lee Matthew rocks my world!!!
by TOOTZ March 14, 2005
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matthew james

A rare breed of man. Grows an emaculent beard. Natural born leader. Takes extremely good care of his woman. Tends to have anger issues.
I know a rare breed of man, Matthew James, his beard is beautiful and glows red when he is angered.

Matthew James adores his wife.
by Imperator Furiosa December 19, 2016
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Confused Matthew

A totally down to earth film reviewer. Different to most critics as he reviews popular films he considers did not deserve the attention they gained, hence the reason he is 'confused'. He explains why in a clear and detailed fashion and offers solid arguments as to why a film was bad.
Confused Matthew:
They may as well as hung a neon sign over the water that says "this way to the secret Gungan city".
by Arkatos August 25, 2010
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Matthew

An annoying little bitch who hates being called Mat, Don't talk to this guy, he will murder you in your sleep
A Psycho just killed 12 people!
Must be a Matthew
by LITTLEFAG!101 February 20, 2020
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