chatty matty

A guy named Matt, that talks a lot.

Sorry I was on the phone so long, he's such a chatty Matty.

by THA October 23, 2013

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Drunken Martyr

1) Your buddy gets too drunk and starts making a fool of himself. Someone (also quite drunk) takes it upon themselves to help them, usually poorly, and becomes the drunken martyr.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how Randy puked on Anna when she tried to help him last night? He was so drunk he couldn't even walk outside."

Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."

by lavish May 20, 2014

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moderate masty

When you are masturbating and you are close to finishing but your little brother comes into your room without asking to tell you you have to do an arbitrary task and you can't finish.

I did a moderate masty today because my little brother told me mom said to take out the trash.

by GirlsRHard2Get40 December 7, 2015

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Wal-Martyr

n. A person who refuses to shop at Wal-Mart based on principle alone

Trixie won’t shop at Wal-Mart because of the low wages they pay their employees and cheap Imports from foreign countries. What a Wal-Martyr!

by James Oxbow February 12, 2018

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tasia & marty

They can be very disrespectful times , Marty is on a whole other level of nasty then Tasia , Tasia is a lowkey freak and Marty likes to be on some other freaky stuff . Tasia & Marty will always clown and joce together they never thought about dating . They cant stand each other at the end of the day they will always clown around together .

Tasia & Marty throwin big b’s

by biggggb’sssss November 7, 2018

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