1) Your buddy gets too drunk and starts making a fool of himself. Someone (also quite drunk) takes it upon themselves to help them, usually poorly, and becomes the drunken martyr.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how Randy puked on Anna when she tried to help him last night? He was so drunk he couldn't even walk outside."
Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."
Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."
by lavish April 04, 2014
when a nigga grindin tryna to be down with his boys, be patient, and most of all be loyal they wont do it instead do cutthroat shit that fucks you up...E.N.G.A.
by LaVish July 24, 2013