Kevin Jonas

The hideous lead guitarist of the brainwashing boy band "The Jonas Brothers."

Who is the ugliest of all the Jonas Brothers?

Kevin Jonas.

by Jonas Hater January 4, 2009

Jonas Brothers

1. Marginally talented pop boy-band manufactured by large corporation (noun). 2.Keen use of Myspace and Youtube sites to enlist legions of underage fans who seek bland, safe music and parentally-approved young men (verb).
3.Variety of overly processed,non-threatening disposable pop songs and consumer junk that contributes little to culture but generates tons of cash for the machinery involved (adjective).

1."Hey, did you hear that Wallmart has molded and trained expired Wonderbread and mayonnaise into a fresh pile of Jonas
Brothers."
2. We were gonna learn to play well, write some innovative songs and develop our own ideals but we figured we could just Jonas Brothers our way through.
3.Nobody will want this stuff in five years but right now its totally Jonas Brothers.

by katsup June 29, 2008

Jonas Brothers

In my opinion, they're okay. I don't think they suck, but on the other hand I don't think they're the greatest band ever & I have no desire to bang Joe.
Their music is fun to listen to, but it's not genius or anything.
And as for their Target commercial, anyone who claimed they did Hello, Goodbye better than The Beatles is a moron.

"The Jonas Brothers suck!"
"No, they're awesome!"
"They're alright"

by Joe!!!!!! October 17, 2008

Joe Jonas

if you looked orgasmic up in the dictionary you would see his picture under it. male perfection. unfortunately wears a purity ring. which almost every girl in america is planning to take off. usually refered to as danger because he's pretty clumsy.

me: silly joe. you dont need this anymore!

Joe Jonas:sounds good!

by eyyyyoooo November 1, 2008

Jonathian

The ginger guy who sits opposite you in the office and wears glasses aka Ninja. Doesn't like much milk in his tea and drinks coffee after 12pm. Hates to go on an early lunch.

Jonathian "Do i have to do the 12 o'clock lunch, again?"

by baldone October 28, 2010

Jonathan Troy Calderon

The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.

I love you, Jonathan Troy Calderon. (:

by emilyhoskins03 December 7, 2010

Jonathan Nauck

A delicious adult beverage consisting of 1/2 vodka, 1/4 Chambord liqueur, and 1/4 grapefruit, served over ice. It is known for its unique flavor and smoothness. Symptoms may include a heightened sense of style and lowered sense of inhibitions.

1.Damn, dude. All those bitches were drinkin' Jonathan Naucks and gettin' crazy last night. One of them busted out a titty on the dance floor!

2. Janie had three Jonathan Nauck's last night and just started thrown' leg left and right!

by B.R. Ballers' Club September 20, 2011