Jessie Rae

A very funny and interesting guy. The only man who has bigger dick than a Reinhard.

Jessie Rae's dick is always the elephant in the room, literally and figuratively.

by Trueenglishwisdomfather June 8, 2021

Pulling a Jessica

When someone teases another with a fraction of information about an unknown topic or event, then refuses to elaborate.

Pulling a Jessica:
“Hey I just had the worst day of my life.”
“Oh no! What happened??”
“...” *walks away*

by ToucanPlayThisGame July 1, 2019

jessica simpson

The chick on MTV that everyone loves. She's very pretty, isn't a slut, but she annoys me more than Britney Spears ever did (which was a lot). Whether she acts or is dumb isn't an issue, it is stupid and she ain't funny! She is moody as hell, and was stuck up on her faith, but you never see her go to church on the show and I hear her father, (a former baptist preacher) left his church after she became fameous. She also made her husband Nick, formally a devout Catholic (like my self currently), convert! She always has to have it her way and is slowly making her talentless sister Ashlee turn into a lesbo. One more thing, I despise how she ruins classics.

I refused to watch the holiday special w/ my girlfiend b/c on the preview for it I saw her doing the scene from A Christmas Story where the tongue gets stuck to the flag pole. HOW DARE SHE BUTCHER SUCH A CLASSIC????!!!!

by Steve January 27, 2005

jessie

a young fat dominican male that has low selfesteem brought on by his little penis, who gets dominated by his girlfriend in and out of bed

why does he alwys eat alone

hes a jessie

by jessica3200 February 5, 2010

Jessica tarlov

A frequent liberal guest on Fox News who is extremely fucking hot.

I would like to mount that libtard Jessica Tarlov and ride her pussy hard while she lets out that vocal fry!

by Harold Maddux March 10, 2017

Sarah Jessica Parker

A creature for Brooklyn, New York who is so Jewish, and so disgusting, that it landed multiple acting roles playing a legs spread obnoxious whore on Sex in the City. A show who’s chief audience is obnoxious disgusting Jewish cubbourd dwelling trolls.

Sarah Jessica Parker sheesh... it makes me shead a tear when I realize that a Jew mutt like that can earn a living showing her face. Harvey Weinstein and the Jews have a chokehold on Hollywood.

by BeanDip Darryl February 16, 2018

Jessica Simpson

A woman who's dumber than and makes millions by being stupid. Has nice

I love ProActive because... It WORKED for me!
-Jessica Simpson

by Tereth February 21, 2005