jerk off déjà vu

(noun) - The feeling you get while jerking off to a video of your ex-girlfriend on the internet (that you posted) in which you are having sex with her.

<ring ring> hello?

What the hell's your problem? You posted a video of us having sex on the internet after i broke up with you!?

Oh ya, and i had some wicked jerk off déjà vu last night.

What?

<click>

by Noro Machine August 7, 2010

Jerk Hole

Insult calling someone the shape you make with your hand when jerking off.

"Suck it, Jerk Hole!"

by ed hart May 6, 2006

JERK

someone who is very inconsiderate of people's feelings and calls people sand niggers

"that corey is such a JERK"

by amandaaaa July 12, 2006

jerk face

A cutsie dumb silly way of calling someone a smart ass.

me: is your car out there
Dan: no my car isn't out there, the snow truck plowed it.
Me: quit being a jerk face.

by fancy cat December 18, 2008

jerk wad

1. The results of jerking off
2. jism
3. cum

"Piss-off Jerk Wad"
"John is such a Jerk Wad"
"Why does he act like such a Jerk Wad"

by Jowsie November 5, 2003

smirk-and-jerk

(v.) to roll one's eyes whilst concurrently simulating (male) masturbation , used whenever one encounters absolute douche-baggery or ridiculous-ness.

"I was TOTALLY pulling a smirk-and-jerk as my ex was telling me over the phone how he didn't miss me at all when my phone's missed call log proved otherwise."

by belleofthebaltimore September 28, 2006

jerk

Act of sexually fulfilling yourself

fuk man i just had the best jerk!

by skatman July 29, 2003