Jacob Hollis

Gay. Like extremely gay

Jacob Hollis is gay

by Coolguy495 April 4, 2019

Jacob Standen

A man child and lover of all things Marvel. Able to watch the same trailer breakdown video for several hours. Confronting such person will spike an angry and unjustified outburst. Be warned, removing his hat or commenting on him crying at the end of a film will cause him to be triggered.

"What's he watching?"
"Him? That's Jacob Standen"

by RedRocketRobb June 12, 2017

Theory of Jacob

One can not; one shall.

-Fishing is on our list of things not to do.

-It's whatever man, Theory of Jacob.

by Pseudymonium March 6, 2011

Jacob Black

simp

no example needed. Jacob Black is a simp

by TalTimes May 12, 2020

Jacob Bishop

Qweskes if he was in real life and 3D

WOW is that qweskes or Jacob Bishop

by NoodIesoups June 20, 2022

Jacob Scott

Some one who is worth alot, very fast.

Wow that guy is fast, must be Jacob scott.

by sdfagfdgdfareraegegef October 28, 2022

jacob sartorius

-Some talentless kid that elementary thru middle school girls crush on. Basically, he lip syncs on this app, "musical.ly" to songs and raps the alphabet. Therefore, he is talentless.

- Many "dank meme" accounts use #stopjacob2k16 just to show how he's popular for no reason

- He used to sing when he was younger, but it sucked ass. Search up "ricegum" on YouTube

12 year old Girl: "OH MY GOD, IS THAT MY BAE JACOB SARTORIUS!?"

Guy: "Ew kys you talentless-13 year old -loving frick! "

by theberniking June 27, 2016