Closet Smut

n. Smut that lives in your closet. Often a super attractive whore who comes out only when she is called upon for a good sex.
A. "Dude I could really use a blow job"
B. "Just hit up my Closet Smut"

A." I got my fuck on for like 3 hours last night"
B. " Really? Was she hot?"
A." nah, just some closet smut
by KyleHall15 January 12, 2011
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pee in a closet

Pee in a cup in a closet: The popular reference that every billie stan knows.

Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐“Š๐“… ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐“Š๐“… ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’ถ๐“‡๐‘œ๐“Š๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐“Š๐“… ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ป๐“๐‘œ๐‘œ๐“‡, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.

Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)
"BRO YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN THE CUP SO I DID"
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.
by Sparkle girl 101 October 25, 2020
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closet crawler

A person who crawls into closet crawl spaces randomly. Especially when guest are over.
Person: What is Axel doing?
Person 2: Oh that, it's pretty normal he's a closet crawler.
by Sequoianvda April 01, 2023
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Closet thot

Someone who is a closet thot acts like a thot but isn't really a thot.
That girl Asia is such a closet thot. She puts herself out on Instagram but doesn't really take dick
by Thotty111 August 05, 2016
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Closet thot

A female who tries really hard to cover up her thot mentality.
"She be acting all respectful, but we all know she is a closet thot"
by Weaponized April 02, 2019
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Closet fandom

a person who likes a fandom thatโ€™s not anime and is secret about it
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Closet Shopping

When you look through your belongings for items you donโ€™t use to regift for a sibling, family member or close friends birthday. Basically for people who wouldnโ€™t care it was used.
I forgot to buy my sister a gift so I went closet shopping for stuff she might want.
by BallroomDancer101 March 16, 2019
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