Hipsters are people who dress like they Po' but have designer sunglasses and IPhones and generally suck at anything useful and add to the Global #$*&% douche epidemic.
That "hipster" has a lot of buttons on his messenger bag, I asked him what they meant and he said "I have no Idea but they cost $6 a piece!".
by Solstice O'finnegan April 2, 2009
Get the Hipster mug.A relatively new subculture (late 90's-present). A hipster can generally be identified as a skinny, efeminate looking male or a unkemp, annoyed looking female in their 20's wearing tight jeans and thrift store/vintage clothing and accesories.
The hipster is a subculture without a cause. They have no ideals or values except trying shunn the mainstream and appear as unconventianal as possible by advocating the independent. They can be seen: riding bikes, smoking expensive cigarretes, drinking independent coffee and cheap alchahol, and eating organic and vegan food. They will say they do such things so as to not conform to mainstream/consumer society, but really their only motive is to appear interesting and different. Theyr'e also pretentious as hell and have egos the size of Africa despite the fact that nobody really cares about them or their interests. They especially enjoy talking about themselves but will lose interest if the conversation moves to other subjects. They will not give up an argument but if confronted with violence they will quikly coil into the fetal position. Oh, and many male hipsters are closeted homosexuals.
Overall, hipsters are the embodiment of apathy, irony, and hypocrisy because by not conforming, theyr'e conforming.
The origin of the modern hipster is simple: Skinny, uncomfortable, nerdy guys in high school with small genetalia back in the late 90's couldn't find their identity and so decided to "not conform" by creating a sorry clusterfuck of a human being with oversized glasses and tight pants. The girls just did it to tag along and appear more interesting and inflate their egos.
The worst subculture out there in my opinion.
The CA bay area seems to be most heavily populated with hipsters, but you can find them at your local independant coffee shop.
The hipster is a subculture without a cause. They have no ideals or values except trying shunn the mainstream and appear as unconventianal as possible by advocating the independent. They can be seen: riding bikes, smoking expensive cigarretes, drinking independent coffee and cheap alchahol, and eating organic and vegan food. They will say they do such things so as to not conform to mainstream/consumer society, but really their only motive is to appear interesting and different. Theyr'e also pretentious as hell and have egos the size of Africa despite the fact that nobody really cares about them or their interests. They especially enjoy talking about themselves but will lose interest if the conversation moves to other subjects. They will not give up an argument but if confronted with violence they will quikly coil into the fetal position. Oh, and many male hipsters are closeted homosexuals.
Overall, hipsters are the embodiment of apathy, irony, and hypocrisy because by not conforming, theyr'e conforming.
The origin of the modern hipster is simple: Skinny, uncomfortable, nerdy guys in high school with small genetalia back in the late 90's couldn't find their identity and so decided to "not conform" by creating a sorry clusterfuck of a human being with oversized glasses and tight pants. The girls just did it to tag along and appear more interesting and inflate their egos.
The worst subculture out there in my opinion.
The CA bay area seems to be most heavily populated with hipsters, but you can find them at your local independant coffee shop.
hipster: I just rode my bike downtown while smoking a pack of cloves, then spent the day shopping at goodwill and loitering.
Me: Go fuck a duck.
Me: Go fuck a duck.
by McToefats December 9, 2008
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Someone who is generally very peace-loving and easy-going; very laid back. Often smokes a lot of weed and listens to old school classic rock, reggae, or psychedelic music (a lot of jam bands, ie- phish, grateful dead, etc)
P.S. I would change the pronunciation from "hypocrits" to "hi-pee" but it won't let me.
P.S. I would change the pronunciation from "hypocrits" to "hi-pee" but it won't let me.
by jen August 11, 2003
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Get the Hipsterel [hippie] [hipster] [gangster] [rebel] mug.The liberal hippy has selective senses. Hearing only what they want and seeing only what fits their self-righteousness. The liberal hippy craves drama. In the event it comes upon such a situation it will turn that incident upon itself to appear the victim. The liberal hippy's evidence of self-victimizatioin shall be dispayed in the exaggeration of each situation. Distortion is key to its self-perception. Without such a key ithe liberal hippiy's ego fails and it begins to experience human emotions such as regret and true empathy. "True empathy" isn't to be confused with the constant battle for women and minority rights.
ACLU, Obamunist universal healthcare, Antiwar Movement.
Recently the riots on California college campuses due to higher tuition prices. The liberal hippy claimed "everyone should have the right to education not just the elite". When in fact the cause of tuition prices rising was due to the debt collaborated from a failing economy based on "Liberal Hippy Politics"
Recently the riots on California college campuses due to higher tuition prices. The liberal hippy claimed "everyone should have the right to education not just the elite". When in fact the cause of tuition prices rising was due to the debt collaborated from a failing economy based on "Liberal Hippy Politics"
by Art Vandalay 6927 March 20, 2010
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Somebody who pretends to dislike certain types of music music, because it's 'too mainstream, but inevitably changes their mind. Their excuse is normally: 'it's catchy lol'.
Somebody who pretends to dislike certain types of music music, because it's 'too mainstream, but inevitably changes their mind. Their excuse is normally: 'it's catchy lol'.
Klesta: urgh, I don't know why that 212 song is so popular, it has no depth or meaning. Just commercial bullshit, man. What is happening to our generation?
*two weeks later*
Klesta: that 212 song isn't that bad. It's catchy lol.
Angel: what a hipstercrite
*two weeks later*
Klesta: that 212 song isn't that bad. It's catchy lol.
Angel: what a hipstercrite
by princessofchina June 29, 2012
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For verification of hipster troll's activities, go to the first page for "hipster," write down the number of thumbs down given for any critical definition, and then come back the next day to see 20-30 more thumbs down. Similarly, go to the positive definition and watch it go 25 thumbs up in a day.
For verification of hipster troll's activities, go to the first page for "hipster," write down the number of thumbs down given for any critical definition, and then come back the next day to see 20-30 more thumbs down. Similarly, go to the positive definition and watch it go 25 thumbs up in a day.
Hipster Troll: "Hurry up and get off the computer mom! Someone just defined a Hipster as a "posturing, posing, wannabe" and I need to give 'em the first installment of the 300 thumbs down that I will be working on as my pet project this week. But hurry, I can't be late for my job at the Olive Garden!"
Mom: "Those hipster losers still won't like you hun. You better just go to work now."
Mom: "Those hipster losers still won't like you hun. You better just go to work now."
by Hipster Critic March 2, 2010
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