I hate happiness

When you’re really horny at want to eat a dick but don’t want to say

Horny ass gurl:I HATE HAPPINESS random guy at the party: “cum” with me (goes to empty room) Horny gurl: hurry up already random guy:(unleashes the power) guy: ( moaaaaaaaaaaaan) gurl: ( sucks HARD)

by treecar101 June 24, 2021

I hate cats

WHat?? why would you hate cats??? YOU MONSTER

"I hate cats" -no one ever

by A dude🌝🌝🌝 November 30, 2021

that mouth I hate

When someone looks like they have too many teeth in their mouth. Generally when they smile and you see a gang of yellow or disproportionate teeth staring back at you. Typically found on low-income, country/rural, or one foot out of the trailer whites. They are highly recognizable because they generally wear rural and outdated pride on their sleeve, look unsanitary and or love to tell you how they are or were the first ones in their families to go to college. Whatever the case, they are in terrible need of dental work. Also known as British mouth syndrome. The suburbs are full of these people.

"Where did Erin graduate from?"
"Which one? There are two of 'em."
"The one with that mouth I hate."
"Oh her, I think she went to Auburn"

by Ralph McGregor May 29, 2008

Please don't hate me

1. Something a person says when drunk because she is doing and saying very stupid things and does not want the people around her to think she is an idiot/insane/etc.

2. What a drunk girl says because she is paranoid that all her friends secretly hate her and #talkshit about her behind her back like some #frenemies she knew back in high school. When intoxicated, she becomes slightly paranoid about everything, including this, and begs all her friends to not hate her.

1) Mina: *falls down*
Young: *catches her*
Mina: "Omg I'm so sorry I'm really drunk right now, please don't hate me."
Young: "Chill out, no one hates you."

2) Mina: "Please don't hate me."
Chris: "I should make a drinking game for every time you say 'please don't hate me.'
Mina: "PLEASE DON'T HATE ME PLEASE STILL BE MY FRIEND"
Chris: "You worry too much."

by LiveXAndXLearn November 23, 2011

deton-hate

When a person in a group conversation makes an obvious threat to cockblock, and blow up a spot on another after clear sign is given to change the subject or stop.

Guy: "You know you're the only one for me, girl!"

Janet: "Really? You so sweet!"

Emily: "Who was that one girl I saw you with yesterday, Guy?"

Guy: "Oh, my sister? We went to lunch. She prettier than you, Emily! Quit trying to deton-hate and go somewhere!"

Janet: "Aww, you and your sister....that's so sweet!"

Emily: "You ain't a player, fool!"

Guy: "Emily, get your hand off the red button and beat it!"

Janet: "Yeah, Emily, can't you see we're talking?"

by Haloed Griot May 4, 2005

I hate Music

I hate Music. I hate Music. I hate Music. I hate Music.

I hate Music. I hate Music.

by Death Menace December 28, 2022

don't hate the player, hate the game

Don't be mad at someone/something because they weren't the one that made you upset or hurt in the first place.
Ex. somebody cheating on someone, somebody losing a basketball game, etc.

Player 1: Girlfriend
Player 2: Boyfriend
Player 3: Side-Chick

Player1: * walks in on Player 2&3 having an affair *
" What the heck is going on here and who is this? "

Player 2: " Oh shoot, baby I am so sorry. "

Player 3: " Who is this!! Are you his girlfriend or something? "

Player 1: " Yes actually I am. Did you know that we were dating?"

Player 3: " No! He told me he was single and that he loved me,"

Player 1: " Well, that's ok. I don't hate the player, hate the game!! "

by anothergalfromdahood July 9, 2018