free lunch guy

When you're not good enough to play for the team you're on, but you still eat the law enforced meal.

Danny Garcia sat on the bench in uniform and watched his team play, then went to Arby's and proceeded to eat on the teams budget. Making him a free lunch guy.

by Coach BEAR December 5, 2013

family guy drinking game

The Family Guy Drinking Game involves two or more contestants. The contestants watch an entire season DVD of Family Guy episodes.

The object of the game is to imbibe an alcoholic beverage every time a non-sequitur or flashback is made throughout an episode.

The goal of the Family Guy Drinking Challenge is to maintain mental lucidity. After successfully watching an entire season DVD of Family Guy, the contestant who is unblurred and clearheaded is declared the winner.

If the entire contestant group is largely sober after successfully completing the game. Then the game proceeds to another round. Another season DVD is played and the game restarts.

Jeff: GOD! It's Friday night and I have nuthin to do as usual!

Ryan: Jeez calm down bro, I found a drinkin game for us.

Jeff: Like what....Quarters?

Ryan: Nah it's the Family Guy Drinking Game.

Jeff: How do ya play it?

Ryan: Real easy bro, just watch a DVD of Family Guy and drink every time the characters make those "This reminds me of that one time...." flashback jokes.

Jeff: Duuude! That's like a 100 times per episode... Were gonna get trashed!

Ryan: Let's call Seth!

by Define Me! July 26, 2009

Ry Guy Livin' Life

A brand based on the principles of staying happy, being humble, and livin' life. Their mission statement is: Don't worry about the past, don't stress about the future. Just live life now and be happy.

Man: You seem so happy and content with your life; what's your secret?
Guy: I'm Ry Guy Livin' Life! No matter what my circumstances are, I strive to be humble, happy, and live my life. You may not be a stranger to sorrow or hurt, but happiness is something you can push for no matter your situation!
Man: Livin' life huh? It won't be easy, but it will be worth it.

by Ry Guy Livin' Life February 22, 2013

Sad Guy

A person who jokes at another persons expense.

person 1: Look, Bryce is back at school
person 2: Did he get uglier?
person 1: ayee... whatta "sad guy"

by jenos2 April 18, 2017

Wal-Mart Homeless Guy

This term is most commonly reffered to the guy on the sidewalk off one of the exits out of a wal-mart parking lot. He carries with him a pathetic character, usually a dog, old clothes, a sack or backpack, and, lastly, a sign that sometimes has words spelled wrong, consisting of phrases such as Work for Money, Need Help (well duh!), or Need money for food (this is most common, and most likely means i need money to get alcohol or else i might sober and do something with my life). Most people, usually pass this person by, knowing he won't do anything but spend their money on beers at the tavern, and be back out on the sidewalk in a day or two. The real assholes just buy them food, and piss the homeless guy off.

I saw that Wal-Mart Homeless Guy out there again, and almost felt bad, but then i realized he has no motivation, and will buy drugs or alcohol, so I just decided to keep my money, and use it on things of accomplishment not pity.

by StraightGuyI January 13, 2009

Big Guy

A man who hides behind his son's sketchy businesses dealings while using his status to illegally profit off of shady business deals. May or may not be a form US Vice President.

Please have H hold 10% for the "Big Guy" or The scumbag "Big Guy" is running for president.

by Lpodz23 October 29, 2020

westmont guy

A male from Westmont College whose goals for college include, maintaining an expensive scholarship, looking good, and proving to Westmont girls their manliness through either deep conversation or idiotic behavior (i.e. various screeches, hoots, and general goofyness).

That Westmont guy is so nice, but he sounds like a banshee on crack when he beckons his bretheren.

by Toc tic October 30, 2006