Moon Gooning

When you lick a Horny Toad and go deep into the Cavernous Tavern.

Me and Eagle-Eye are going to go skin an elk then go Moon Gooning.

by GPUMelty December 19, 2023

Goon

It's another word for close friends and homies.

I'm going out with my goons

by A$@P December 8, 2020

flicker gooning

A boxing technique, a punch you throw where you get off to yourself or your opponent. Technique is currently unknown.

Person 1: Yo sigma, when do you wanna start flicker gooning
Person 2: Only when we get in the ring so I don't get disqualified

by onlythisaudnerstand May 29, 2024

Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning

Only performed by Level 82+ Afghan niggas, and with a penile erectoligist present in the case of a medical emergency, where two 12 inch + Turban wearing dudes (or trannies) Lay on their backs with their erect penises pointing up at a 80-100 degree angle (Professionals can get precisely 90 degrees every time) have men with sheisties throw paper airplanes at their dicks, hitting them at the perfect angle to make them cumshot up to 90 meters. Professionals have reportedly shot up to 150 meters reaching speeds of the American Airlines Flight 11 plane itself, but this takes years of practice to master.

Osama Bin Laden reportedly used Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning to prepare the members of Al-Qaeda for their attacks on the world trade center in NY.

by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 23, 2024

Glamour gooning

A specific type of gooning usually involving a focus on heightened glamour, such as formal or club attire, including but not limited to dresses, stiletto heels, and accessories.

Upset after being stood up, she lit a blunt and spent the night glamour gooning, still dressed in her stunning dress and heels, losing herself in hours of online adult content.

by Carrie Cougar February 20, 2025

Goon

Something Gross; Commonly canadian slang for throwing up/puking.

Guy 1: Yo, I’ll pay you a 20 sheet if u eat a raw egg

Guy 2: No man! I’ll fucking goon!

by jacobandryansearchanddestroy June 10, 2018

Goon Roulette

When a group of male friends get together and masturbate into a bucket until all of the recipients have ejaculated into the said bucket. The bucket is then mixed and donated to a sperm bank. The sperm is then randomly selected by a woman seeking pregnancy by aid of the sperm bank. The sperm is randomly selected from the bucket, and the winner (or loser) of goon roulette is the father of the resulting child.

Hey Jack, me and the fellas are gonna play goon roulette. You in?

by TheMysteriousFella May 6, 2024