homer goggles

Term used in sports debates and banter when someone is clearly biased towards their own team and doesn’t even realize it.

Take off your homer goggles and you will see that your team hasn’t done that well this year! Quit making excuses.

by Shock Smoove February 14, 2023

Clout gang goggles

Worn to block out dem haters

She wore those clout gang goggles to ignore the haters

by Buckle July 9, 2018

Married Goggles

This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)

Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.

by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016

Sami Snow Goggles

A sexual act in which you give someone a Spartan Mask and proceed to fountain cum on their face

Yeah, i didn't have much spare time at the end of the day so i gave her Sami Snow Goggles in her A-frame and ran to the Beast and Boar for dinner.

by Flibbo Jibbo III October 5, 2025

Steam Punk Goggles

The placing of one’s ballsack atop another’s face over the eyes; like wearing a pair of ball-goggles. Preferably, the balls are lowered in a tea-bagging fashion while the other participant is laying asleep (optional) in the supine position.

At a sleepover, the boys like to take turns trying on each others’ Steam Punk Goggles.

by Jim Swelled Sack June 8, 2024

goggle hump monkey

A person who thinks they look like Amy Whinehouse and is very lazy and idle. Some think the goggle hump monkey is very man like

Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.

by 6moley9 June 20, 2008

Captain goggles

Superhero that doesn’t accept her super powers,but will only help you if you are drowning,sometimes her hydro flask goes missing and the she goes and looks for it and then her backpack goes missing.

I feel like a total captain goggles right now

by NotHaggard September 20, 2018