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Niggle Giggle

A Niggle Giggle is that laugh a nigga makes that lets you know they just heard or saw some REALLY funny shit. Often sounds like a bottle of Windex being sprayed.
Nigga #1: Ay nigga.

Nigga #2: Wuss poppin cuddy

Nigga #1: Look at that nigga with the goofy ass hat over there

Nigga #2: *upon seeing the goofy ass nigga’s hat* Oh shit HahahaCHK CHK CHK CHK CHK CHK

Nigga #1: Bruh what the fuck was that laugh? You just let out a fuckin Niggle Giggle.
by J Diggity Dawg May 16, 2018
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Strap on goggles

A term defining a woman so ugly you need beer goggles to smash with a Strap on.
She is atrocious Id have to use my strap on goggles to get near her, barff.

Bro-1:Dude i am smashed!! Hold on wtf is that smell bro? Bro 2:yeah..ummm.... chick fail...another strap on goggles night.
by The Great Dunnski November 30, 2009
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Reverse beer goggles

A condition where the drinker thinks they are better looking instead of the people they are viewing.
This ugly chick kept hitting on me like she was all that, she totally had reverse beer goggles on.
by Whysohigh November 15, 2011
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im bored what do i do google

when you are so bored that you decide to type "im bored what do i do google" but you already typed it into google so now your typing it in urban dictionary. Like do your homework. Or watch youtube. Or play a game. Or do what your mom says and read a book. Or come back here, I don't care!
You: Ugh i'm so bored! I don't want to do my homework! Oh, I have an idea! *types "im bored what do i do google" into google* This is boring. *types "im bored what do i do google" into Urban Dictionary.* OOoooOoOooOOOoOooO
by Define.com.org.UwU January 25, 2022
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Sperm Goggles

The degradation of your ability to judge the attractiveness of the opposite sex after you have not had sex for an extended period of time. Related to Beer goggles. But with a lack of sex as the modifying agent.
Dude 1 : Hey she's kinda cute.
Dude 2 : Dude! she's a bipedal cow with a stache. I know it's been awhile, but man, take off the sperm goggles.
by Wood Dragon March 7, 2007
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google.com

The answer to all of lifes problems. i swear. whatever the hell you need, just enter it in the search bar. Mail-Order-Wives, New Insults, A Kick-Ass online slang dictionary (its true how i found this site), Cars, Cant remember the name of a song? just enter in the lyrics in "". It will change your effing life.
Average Human: dude, where the hell is cambodia?

Informative Human: go to google.com already, dumbass.
by Windy City Hottie June 27, 2006
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