fossil brained

ur dumb ass shit bro

“your so fossil brained”

by bussybuttsayeee January 1, 2022

floss

someone who spreads cream cheese on their bum hole opening

that girl over their is screaming without the s, what a floss

by longpenis January 6, 2022

Fossberg

Fossberg is a name from Iceland that travels from generation to generation. The name is originated from Germany and it is assumed that Adolf Hitler created the name. A Fossberg is usually attracted to danish teachers and occasionally bangs them on the school table. A Fossberg is a rich mf that shits on gay people or people of color.

A Fossberg: Hey shawty.
Girl: OMG are you a Fossberg?
A Fossberg: Hell yeah, and you are a danish teacher right?
Girl: Umm yeah
A Fossberg: Lets fuck.

by Vöffluvagninn March 14, 2022

FOSS-sexual

A person who gets horny at the sight of a penguin or free and open-source software.

Person: Person2 uses Firefox.
Me: Of course he does, he is a FOSS-sexual.

by IAmOZRules March 27, 2022

fossick

To rummage around searching for something. Specifically used in mining for gold.

All he does all day is fossick, fossick, fossick through those cliffs, i hope he doesn't expect to find any gold in there, it was all extracted years ago.

by you dont know who i am hehehe March 29, 2022

Fosser

A boss whos says and does fatherly things. A typical Fosser will give you great life advice, sometimes unsolicited, and encourage you to work hard to order to gain his respect. A good Fosser accepts you for who you are, but is not afraid to let you know when you have really screwed the pooch.

JD just looked at my Urban Dictionary and told me I should make better life choices because my online actions are more permanent than tattoos! What a Fosser!

by Cat Drost 2525 March 31, 2022

FLOSSING YOUR TOES

When you are in the shower with your lover after some serious shagging and you're soaping each other up and they get to your feet and then look up and say, "Want me to floss your toes?" and then run their soapy fingers between them all...

A good night is all you can remember is him flossing your toes

by Deekdat86 April 23, 2022