Vöffluvagninn's definitions

Orri Einarz

A entrepreneur from Iceland that is a billionaire and a ladiesman. He has had sexual intercourse with over 10% of Iceland's population. He is the CEO of Iceland's top 10 companies. He lives in Álftanes and has the biggest mansion in Álftanes. The president tried once to claim Orri's house but Orri laughed at him and spit in his face like a true CEO. He has dated Sunneva Einars, Birgitta Líf, Birgitta Haukdal, Sóley Kristín and Kim Kardashian.

Ok, so you are rich, but you ain't no Orri Einarz.

by Vöffluvagninn March 14, 2022

Fossberg

Fossberg is a name from Iceland that travels from generation to generation. The name is originated from Germany and it is assumed that Adolf Hitler created the name. A Fossberg is usually attracted to danish teachers and occasionally bangs them on the school table. A Fossberg is a rich mf that shits on gay people or people of color.

A Fossberg: Hey shawty.
Girl: OMG are you a Fossberg?
A Fossberg: Hell yeah, and you are a danish teacher right?
Girl: Umm yeah
A Fossberg: Lets fuck.

by Vöffluvagninn March 14, 2022

Svörfuður

Svörfuður is the most common name in Zimbabwe and means "the one who fucks". Svörfuður doesn't make love, he fucks!

Girl 1: Damn I cant sit today.
Girl 2: Why is that?
Girl 1: I just got with a "Svörfuður".

by Vöffluvagninn January 20, 2022