anne frank of erections

Jon Lajoie as MC Vagina.

Jon Lajoie in 'I Kill People' - "I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls, the Anne Frank of erections.. no that's inappropriate."

by derebeker June 11, 2009

Talk To Frank Bot

An MSN bot set up to tell you about drugs. Most of the time you end up talking to him and making him do stupid things. Like telling it you like to wank, or that your name is gay.

See above or pictures, they show what the Talk To Frank Bot does.

by JakeRs-88 October 29, 2007

beans over frank

when your penis is under your balls

hey dudes check out my beans over frank

by ryan April 29, 2004

Frank Lloyd Wrong

A structure designed by Frank Lloyd Wright that sucks the big one.

That house across the street from us is a Frank Lloyd Wrong and I am going to set it on fire tonight to get rid of that fuckng eye sore.

by jennifer dietz May 9, 2008

the Frank Hvam-test

A test used to assess the probability of being in love with a girl purely for her sexual appearance.

The actual test is performed by jerking off. If you still think about the girl after slapping the ham you and your friends are doomed.

Named after Danish comedian Frank Hvam

- Dude 1: ”I think I might really be in love with this girl.”
- Dude 2: ”Please try using the Frank Hvam-test before doing anything crazy”

- Dude 1: ”Even right after jerking off, I still think about this girl”
- Dude 2: ”I am so sorry bro… You are truly doomed”

by UT+Per7 November 20, 2014

Anne Frank Spank

When a man receives a hand job in public, but conceiled underneath a coat, jacket, shirt, blanket, cardboard box, sheet metal, whatever!!! You get the point!

I was at the football game on Sunday, and the girl next to me hooked it up with an Anne Frank Spank. I ruined my favorite Dolphin's polo.

by Big Guy JT January 9, 2009

ball park franked

before vacation a girl is looking very skinny and attractive, yet she goes to florida and comes back plump like a christmas goose. this is very similar to a ballpark frank hot dog, that plumps up when you warm it up

boy 1: yikes...she was so hot in february...and look at her now in april, shes fat! what happened?

boy 2: she went to florida and learned how to eat

boy 3: that bitch ball park franked

by coolkid812 May 3, 2006