french pony tail

A french term for a lady open for business.

When Julie walked out of her new French appartment, with her French pony tail in place, all the men from the cafe knew she was looking for a new lover.

by French lover October 30, 2013

french trapper

The French trapper is when one person is fucking another or receiving head from another and decides to rip a fart while holding their partner down so that the partner can enjoy their essence more fully as they provide pleasure.

Today my wife insisted on having sex missionary style, so I decided to spice things up by giving her a French trapper. She said she tasted it, and now I'm doing the knuckle shuffle to relieve my blue balls. Totally worth it.

by Greasy E December 19, 2013

French Laxative

The name for the often shit-provoking combination of a cup of coffee and a cigarette, both of which are stimulants and thus help to get the bowels rolling. Named for the popular French pastime of lounging in a café with a roll-up. And, of course, laxatives.

"I had a cig and a cup of coffee and then I really needed a shit."
"Aha! The old French Laxative!"

by jend000 December 17, 2014

French Jew

Someone who thinks he is French just because he believes he has the "French Nose". Everybody thinks he is Jewish just because he has the hair that looks like a Jew. Also, he is a Bobert.

Brian: "This fucking kid is Jewish, even though he thinks he's French."

Bobert: "Dude I'm French, and I make piss sounds when shooting a basketball."

French Jew

by Squirt56yz June 4, 2014

french ziplock bag

When you fill a bag with shit and throw it at a friend as a prank

I just threw a French ziplock bag at this smelly pirate hooker when I was crossing the street it was so funny she was covered in shit

by Chocolate watermelon rain June 5, 2014

french mist

Female retaliation for receipt of a Dutch Oven whereby she hovers above her sleeping boyfriend's face and delivers an exceptionally moist and fart.

Amy got me back for trapping her in a Dutch Oven and laid down a filthy French Mist. I'll never be the same again!

by mcginty February 25, 2015

French sip

When your lover kisses you with a mouthful of wine, preferably champagne, and passes you a sip; thus a French sip.

She drank from her champagne glass, kissed me and gave me a French Sip.

by aspman September 23, 2015