fastpitch softball

The best sport ever to play. A team of dedicated, tough, bas ass girls with great bodies. We're not all lesbians, some of us are very feminine outside of practice. It trakes grit and patience.

"Oh my god, those fastpitch softball girls are so hardcore they practice in the snow!"

by breezylhssoftball April 19, 2007

wucking fasted

similar to sotally tober

holy shit i'm wucking fasted

by rondo p suttly November 29, 2004

go faster stripes

What boy racers put on their cars. Thinking that this will improve the speed.

Look at the geek with the go faster stripes on his car. Now he can do at least 50 mph.

by Rumble Stiltskin August 30, 2007

fastfed

adj. To be self-assured and upbeat despite overwhelming evidence that you should be otherwise. “Ignorance is bliss.”

“Look at that asshole, he shit his pants, and he’s still got a spring in his step.”
“Damn right, kiddo, that guy’s fastfed.”

by J.P. Tuckwilliger October 28, 2004

Jerk-off Fasting

Also referred to as "Jerk-off Diet", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.

Brian: "Dude, i don't get pleasure from jerking off anymore."

Gary: "Do the Jerk-off fasting!"

Brian: "Good idea!"

by Black Foot July 9, 2010

Fastball

When you shoot fecal matter out of your rectum with velocity causing a stain on the back of the toilet; usually when you have to go real bad

Damn bro. I hit that with a fastball so bad it looks late someone got their brains blown out!

by PerkWitaK October 6, 2017

shit faster

What you tell someone whos on the toliet and you need to use it bad.

I got to shit. shit faster!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009