Family Guy

The greatest show on Earth.. Seriously.. It stars Peter, 42 (when the show started) Lois (40), Chris (13), Meg (16)Brian (?) and Stewie (1). A clever show which uses other sitcoms and such to add to its humorous ways. A show that probably half of America didn't even know existed until season 4 was put on the air. Mostly everyone loves Stewie, the maniacal 1-year-old baby who later through the series turns away from world domination and more towards his homosexual side. But like before, most people claim they know everyone about FG, when in reality, they only watch the season 4 episodes every once in awhile.

EX1:
Person 1: Yo, I know everything about Family Guy! Just go ahead and ask!!!

Person 2:Who is Brian's cousin? What's Stewie's middle name? How old is Peter? Who is Greg the Weather Mime? Where did Brian go to college? How did the evil monkey in Chris's closet turn evil?

Person 1: How the hell am I supposed to know those?!?! Those weren't on Family Guy!

Person 2: Dunce! Stop watching just season 4!

by Tailswune July 20, 2008

Family Guy

the greatest frickin show ever made! IT's so funny it will make you shart yourself!

When you're cartoon network at 11.30 and you feel a warm spot in your pants because Peter Griffin just said something hilarious like;
Whoa, whoa,whoa,Whoa, whoa,whoa,Whoa, whoa,whoa,Whoa, whoa,whoa, whoa......this isn't my batman cup!

by Riiiiiiiiice Pudddinnnnnnn July 20, 2008

Family Pack

When a women gets knocked up and gains a baby bump. Kind of like a six pack in the sense that it develops over ones tummy. Typically used when referring to a women pregnant with twins or more.

Shit man... The prophylactic broke and... Well Sherry is going to have a Family Pack.

by Darcy Chumang November 4, 2008

Family Jewels

Male or female genitalia.

My friend swung a baseball bat at me and hit me in the my family jewels.

by TXN in DE November 21, 2020

ARC Family

The most loving family ever, everyone's got each others backs and help one another all the time. Sons of Daddy Raven, the Arcs are brahmins by blood and are all intellectuals with an average iq of around 142

Hey are you a member of the Arc Family? Could I get an autograph kyaaaaa!

by SvenSensei August 18, 2021

family asswipe

a relative who loves to hang out at his cousin or brother's house. also a bum and jobless nincompoop

family member 1: hey, Uncle Matt's here again.

family member 2: gee, that asshole's a fuckin' parasite, a true family asswipe

by MadMacxxx July 26, 2011

Family Photo

A photo that consists of a mother, a father, and their children (although grandparents may apply). Except when an Orphan takes them they are called selfies.

Hey! remember the Family Photo Billy took? He looked so cool in that jacket!
Oh hey there! I saw your family picture when we partied last night. You look like someone trying to cosplay as a bald person with a wig.

by XxZoo wee mamaxX January 6, 2021