WWE is fake

A phrase used by someone who has absolutely no knowledge of World Wrestling Entertainment or professional wrestling in general. People who use this phrase cannot tell the difference between scripted and fake.

Person 1: "Why do you watch wrestling? You realize WWE is fake, right?"

Person 2: "Actually, WWE is scripted just like any other television show is scripted".

by P1775 September 2, 2013

Fake Friend

Well, in my case it would be almost everyone on MySpace. People who join your page and don't even say anything to you at all and yet, they wanna be your friend.
Makes no sense.

When someone joins your page whereever it maybe and doesn't talk to you or does tlk to you and after a while, deletes you for no reason. That's a fake friend.

by jeremyrennerfan April 3, 2009

Fake

Though also applied to bitches who bail out going to the movies one night. A faker is also applied to those on the internet who commit the act of Identity Theft.
Usually scene kids and emo kids are hit as they are the "in" thing (or obscenely hot whores or traps such as Izzy Hilton), the faker assumes their identity, claiming internet boyfriends/girlfriends. Compliments. Also creating enemies for the victim of the theft. Fakes are able to obtain n00ds from various people by using this method and/or crushing people and their trust/making a complete fool out of them. Fame can also be obtained by using this method.

Boy 1: Woah this chick is damn fine!
Boy 2: Yeah there's around 120 different profiles using the same photo too
Boy 1: Damn fakes..

by sammichesupindishoe April 11, 2010

Fake Birthday

When the current day's date matches the false date of birth on your fake ID. Not knowing your fake birthday will lead to a tricky encounter with a store clerk.

*Underage kid equipped with a fake ID enters grocery store with intent on illegally buying beer. He is unaware that his fake birthday falls today. He picks up beer and places it on the counter*

Clerk - "You have ID"
Kid - " Yeah, right here"
Clerk - "Great, can I take a look?"

*kid gives ID to the clerk. Clerk takes a look*

Clerk - "this will do...Oh! Happy birthday!"
Kid - "What the fuck? It's not my birthday."

WOOOOOPS. NO BEER FOR THE KID. SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HIS FAKE BIRTHDAY.

by cbb33 January 21, 2010

fake laugh

how snobs and phoneys laugh

see californians

Magic Johnson fake laughs.

by xLnt December 9, 2003

fake friend

someone who is there for you and has you believing that they are your friend and then they ditch you completely. for some stupid guy who just wants in their pants.

that lauren is some fake friend.

by nunyobuissness94 April 17, 2010

fake woke

When you try to position yourself as woke to impress the people around you or when you actively go against facts and science to push your bullshit ideology

"Kunta kente hasta Amma lakem, my brotha! Vaccines kill people and give babies autism #staywoke"

"Shut up fake woke ass up."

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"White genocide is real! They're trying to impregnate all our women! #stayawake #1488"

"The racists are trying to be fake woke now that we don't care about skin color anymore."

by catapillarman September 30, 2017