Smeli Eli

A horizontally challenged plus sized blob of meat who looks at Quora, Fandom, Wikipedia and War thunder porn all the time. He has been smoking for 60 years. Also showers once a year.

A🍪🎮: Is that the guy from fortnite???
B: No, the guy from fortnite actually showers. That is smeli eli.

by xX_BlackPeopleAreInferior_69Xx May 6, 2024

No Eli

A proper term to use when someone says something very inappropriate or towards little girls

“Yo she kinda bad, but she 10– No eli”
“Me and my mans finna run a 2 man but they in 6th grade, No Eli”
“Imma hit it raw even if she 7, no eli”
“Do you think if I crack this 4th grader, I can get away with it? (no eli)”
“I know you in 8th grade but hypothetically if you let me crack would you snitch?” (No eli)

by Midnightthinker17 March 23, 2025

ELI WITHDRAWAL

when someone starts seeing Eli everywhere, and can't stop thinking about him

hey buddy Im having Eli withdrawal, i keep seeing him everywhere

by Ohio Wiggle Master February 6, 2025

Ella/Eli

Anyone who's name is Ella/Eli has the best thussy. Unequivocally the best they/them pussy in the world, truly without equal or even competition.

Person A: I just had amazing sex with with a fun person named Ella/Eli.
Person B: They must've had the best thussy, it's all downhill from here now.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Eli thombs

A nonchalant dread head who is also very rizzy and nonchalant he is also tall and maybe has a hellcat

Eli thombs:hey
Girl: OMG he’s so nonchalant!
Girl 2: I bet he has a BBC
Eli:yh

by Joelgotflykicked73 June 25, 2024

ELi

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Eli is so Hot👍

by ygvbuhbidjuhnuidfbnvuebngbeubn March 25, 2023

Eli

A 5'11 curly-haired blue-eyed SNACC who I won't HESITATE to devour the next time I see him. He's a 10/10 goofy and hilarious guy that plays baseball, can probably throw me off a balcony, likes to eat apple slices with peanut butter and makes me smile all the time. Literally if I had a type it would 100% be him.

omfg is that my cutie patootie, crushy-poo, whiteboy eli??????

by lucialikesthiswhiteboy January 26, 2025