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Ely Access Guy

The person in charge of Ely Access Guide, aka Ely Access Guy,

For those that on't know what ELy Access Guide is, it's a company that makes accessibility guides for lots of venues round the UK, yet hardly anyone knows about it. He does live streams and lots of videos
Girls:"Hello there, I saw you last weekend!"
Guy: Hey, wondered why I took loads of photos?"
Girls: Yes
Guy: AHa, (opens YouTube)
I'm the Ely Access Guy and I made a guide. Nice to meet you
by Ely Access Guy November 17, 2024
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A fucking pedophile who likes little girls. He makes sure to find people who are at least five years younger than him. and proceeds to pin them on his phone. He even makes sure to stalk their location.
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> Despite holding the title of analyst, Eli consistently struggles with accuracy and follow-through. Key assumptions are often poorly vetted, leading to conclusions that don’t hold up under basic scrutiny. Deliverables require frequent correction, and deadlines are missed or met with work that needs substantial revision. This pattern has reduced confidence in his analyses and placed additional burden on the team to recheck and rework his output.
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