The Markle Effect

A castle built on sand. Corrupted by one persons touch. To be royally f*cked up. To rot from the inside.

She swanned in and acted as though she was Queen. We thought the extra publicty would be beneficial. In truth the whole thing turned to sh*t. They call it The Markle Effect. We are royally f*cked.

by Deranger March 17, 2023

The Chambers Effect

Doing something so morally wrong or embarrassing, but blaming it on not remembering or the substances you consumed.

“Bro did you not take home Sam Wells”
“Ya but it’s the chambers effect, I don’t remember it”

by The Brugeler March 26, 2023

Chronicler Effect

When one adopts the persona of having a crush on someone not available to them (usually because they are fictional or along-dead historical figures) for the sake of a joke for so long that one develops a legitimate crush on them.

Named after a member of a history-themed discord server who acted as a chronicler of all the events occurring (this happens to be me lol).

Chronicler: I say Anna Komnene my beloved, but is it sad that I think I legitimately have a bit of a crush on her now?

Sokrates: Same, I think I might have actually got the Chronicler Effect. I 've got an actual crush on Belisarius as well!

by AnnaKomneneMyBeloved<3 January 20, 2023

The Dotson Effect

Defined when rules that abundantly clear for absolutely everyone else, become subject to circumvention because the documentation is not designed for every "what if" condition.

The D.C.F.L is under the Dotson Effect once again due to the Ballers GM having an issue with the add/drop process.

by Gary Gaslighter October 18, 2023

Pussibo Effect

When you have sex with what you believe is a woman, but when you open your eyes it's a man.

Dam, had the pussibo effect last night.

by CameronoremaC October 24, 2018

Apolinar Effect

when a sped hates trying something new but ends up liking it

Angel was blinded by the Apolinar Effect

by Fupla February 22, 2019

utah effect

(noun) A well-documented but unexplained phenomena occurring in the american state of Utah, whereby the majority of women possess great bodies but are lacking in the face department. Seen often on campuses and in daily life.

Johnny admired the ass in front of him, thinking of all the things he would do to it.
Johnny: “Hey girl, can I get yo number?”
*Girl turns around*
Johnny: “Fuckin’ Utah Effect.”
*Johnny flees*

by JesusNFriends432 July 20, 2018