doorknob humper

A person that's so retarded they proceed to rape innocent doors

Johnny you fuckin' doorknob humper! You got cum all over the handle!

by dannyboy377 November 21, 2014

Curie's doorknob

A sexual act in which a (preferably mildly to moderately radioactive) rod is inserted into the anus and rotated.

Yeah, me & my chick went out to Marie Curie's house a while back, and she let me turn her Curie's doorknob, if you know what I'm saying!

by Altoids? August 14, 2018

dookie dogs

shit, poop, crap

"You just dropped dookie dogs in your pants, didn't you?"

by JMF February 12, 2004

Dookie Port

The port in which dookie is released out of the ass.

My Dookie Port was hurting after my long stint in prison.

by Tyler,Tevor, Ryan June 15, 2008

dookie lizard

a gay man.

two fags walking down the road o those fags are dookie lizards.

by yeah786!!!!! March 13, 2009

dook-a-loon

-excrement; feces.
-to defecate.
- to discharge from the anus.
-to discharge feces from the bowels.
-To take an epic shit.

He had to cop a dook-a-loon after he ate.The tacos upset his stomach.

The little boy found dog feces on the bottom of his shoe.

"Man I need to cop a dook-a-loon can i use your bathroom?"

by kateyez60618 March 31, 2010

Dookiestain McClane

A person with a weak constitution, little to no redeeming qualities, few positive attributes and no apparent skills or talents.

I emphatically and repeatedly informed my sister's boyfriend that he was Dookiestain McClane as he frequently broke eye contact and weakly smiled in silence having neither the balls nor the grounds to contest such an assertion.

by Flow Regulator May 26, 2011