Lava Crystal

The coolest dude in history, likes to say "dead chat" and is purposely annoying, everyone hates him but he doesn't give a fuck

Human: Yo dude did you see lava crystal yeet that meteor? hes so cool!

by Lava Crystal February 22, 2022

Nancy Crystal

Two women that entire lives have amounted to them being Culver City stanky strawberries.

Did you see those two women?

Yeah, they stink. And they only became strawberries.

Do they really sleep with the same man behind each other’s back?

Indeed. The life of Nancy Crystal.

Yeah. Stinky strawberries tend to live that life.

by CaCa City Roundup August 11, 2022

X-Crystalidem

The Interconnectedness that exists between all organism on this planet and beyond. It is the idea that on a micro and nano scale all organisms are made up of the same molecules that abide by the same rules of physics. Thereby all beings sharing a common ‘blueprint’ and thus being connected by this physically.

“Why do you care so much about the environment?”

“Because of X-Crystalidem”

by Lemonbubble December 13, 2022

Blood Crystals

Buying and selling something as pure as crystals from child slave laborers in Thailand & Africa.

Hey did you hear Rob is selling "Blood Crystals"?

-What??!
-It's Crystals farmed by starving children enslaved in Africa.

by micromoods January 11, 2023

Harris Crystal Palace

Thia place is not the place to send your students. The boys chat to girls 4 yrs younger than them and the girls have been giving bops from the first day they get into the schl . The girls are meady but there a few lengs ones if you look hard enough. The boys all look like they have some sort of problems. everyone chats shit about all their friends and the 6th formers are fucking neeks . yr 10s, 9 and 11s vape like there getting paid for it and yr 8s chat to yr 11s. all the yr 11s are WH0RES and need to repent for their fucking sins . the schools calm but teachers move like its some prison. all jokes aside its a decent school and the liveness is there

Person 1: did you hear about that yr11 girl who had a threesome in the park?
Person 2: shes probably from harris crystal palace.

by kb.sav October 17, 2022

Sun Crystals

A defunct brand of sweetner

We’ve been very excited to offer Sun Crystals All-Natural Sweetener as an option in the world of natural sweeteners–which makes it disappointing to share the news that Sun Crystals has been discontinued due to unmet sales expectations.

Your support and loyalty have been inspiring and much appreciated, and we’d like to thank all of you that welcomed us into your homes.

Best,
The Sun Crystals family

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

flavor crystals

Clady clay has them for sale.

Those flavor crystals chum yum um

by anonymous June 4, 2023