by Bubmti January 3, 2022

(noun)
An instrument that measures the level of a person's sobbing. This is generally applied to a person who has just been through a traumatic break-up, or otherwise mentally damaging experience.
Also used to detect feminine and/or gay tendencies in humans.
From the greek "Cryometer", an instrument that measures coldness.
An instrument that measures the level of a person's sobbing. This is generally applied to a person who has just been through a traumatic break-up, or otherwise mentally damaging experience.
Also used to detect feminine and/or gay tendencies in humans.
From the greek "Cryometer", an instrument that measures coldness.
Jack: Dude, Jen broke up with John!
Josh: OMG! Have you seen him yet?
Jack: Yeah I was up with him all night. He was like a 10 on the cry-ometer.
Josh: Oh man, this is some heavy *^&%!
Josh: OMG! Have you seen him yet?
Jack: Yeah I was up with him all night. He was like a 10 on the cry-ometer.
Josh: Oh man, this is some heavy *^&%!
by pi@noguy December 7, 2010

the act of no longer crying because you are a queen. if you are told queen never cry you must STOP to serve serious cunt
by charlottesays November 24, 2024

Taking a nap after crying
by Mysterious 😏 June 1, 2022

When something gets you sad that you literally become a pie of tears
Can be used as an adjective or a noun.
Can be used as an adjective or a noun.
by amyisthebomb March 11, 2019

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

When I was talking to my best friend about losing my 12 year old puppy, I started crying while driving.
by GrannyRuby August 19, 2025
