Bill Nye Gonna Make You Cry is a self-explanatory phrase in the Bill Nye Phrases.
Dude1: *is rude*
Dude2: Bill Nye Gonna Make You Cry
Dude1: *Breaks down and starts crying*
by Bubmti January 3, 2022
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Cry-ometer

(noun)

An instrument that measures the level of a person's sobbing. This is generally applied to a person who has just been through a traumatic break-up, or otherwise mentally damaging experience.

Also used to detect feminine and/or gay tendencies in humans.

From the greek "Cryometer", an instrument that measures coldness.
Jack: Dude, Jen broke up with John!

Josh: OMG! Have you seen him yet?

Jack: Yeah I was up with him all night. He was like a 10 on the cry-ometer.

Josh: Oh man, this is some heavy *^&%!
by pi@noguy December 7, 2010
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queen never cry

the act of no longer crying because you are a queen. if you are told queen never cry you must STOP to serve serious cunt
baby: crying
mother: queen never cry
baby: 👿
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Cry nap

I just got a whooping from my mom I’m about to take a cry nap
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Cry pie

When something gets you sad that you literally become a pie of tears

Can be used as an adjective or a noun.
Somebody: “there’s no more ice-cream

You: “I’m a cry pie”
by amyisthebomb March 11, 2019
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Crying

Crying happens when you cry while driving.
When I was talking to my best friend about losing my 12 year old puppy, I started crying while driving.
by GrannyRuby August 19, 2025
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