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Matt Cry

The biggest dumbass in the visible universe. This nigga is also a pussy and fights smaller niggas,he also puts yellow cake in his blunts and juul. This causes him to act even more retarded and arrogant. He always using excuses to cover his dodo covered tracks.
Nigga 2 is bullying and trying to fight a 2 month year old infant for his 200th cousin accidentally bumping into him in a crowded hallway
Nigga 1:"yo what are you doing"
Nigga 2:" bro, do make fun of me, im suicidal"
Nigga 1"you acting like a matt cry rn bruh"
Nigga 2:"Oh shit, you right"
*Nigga 2 dies instantly, coughing blood in the process*
by Dawndolphin June 7, 2018
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cry of the der

an excritiatingly painful moan uttered whenever an incredibly stupid course of action has been taken.
i will make all my lights blacklights! DEEEEERRRRRRRRR
by johnny mogas May 7, 2003
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roller coaster crying

When you cry for a short periods of time, think you are done crying, then start crying some more.
Marcy: "Last night after gorge left for his two week vaca I was roller coaster crying for 3 hours."
Karen: "I did the same thing when my son went to stay away camp. You just cry and stop and cry and stop, it just never ends"
by HannerBananers July 11, 2010
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<.7.9.7.6>I Am Laughing ANd Crying, I Call It OCnsent<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6>I Am Laughing ANd Crying, I Call It OCnsent<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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Crying festival

Its a tradition in iran wich last ten days each year from first to tenth moharram, (hijry canaldar), its a tradition in shia community in islamic areas. the relegious governemnt of iran for exalmple, helds this tradition every year. It beleive that this tradiotion is one of the main things ensure this political system to live longer, they encourage and force people to go in that festival in the streets and hit themselves and cry outload. Its one of its kind in the wole world. Some People sometimes race eachother in crying.
_Hey bro, why are you wearing black t shirt? You were a colour guy.

+yeah, its moharram, so its a crying festival in the streets, I gotta go in there, theres lotta chicks there came to chack out guys, its the only festiv they can go and stay till midnight.
by @farzad2018 September 19, 2018
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baby's crying

having a scream that is over 60 decibels like the orgasm a mother makes when having a child.
The baby's crying every time we go to bed.
by Coop Dupe June 6, 2018
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