A cranky cunt. A woman who is suffering from some really serious PMS and taking it out on everyone else around her.
When a woman is feeling pissed off about everything but doesn't really know what's bugging her.
When a woman is feeling pissed off about everything but doesn't really know what's bugging her.
"God, Mary is in such a foul mood today. She's been crunty all morning."
"Guess I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I am so out of sorts today. I'm feeling crunty. I'm just really angry and upset and I don't know why."
"Guess I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I am so out of sorts today. I'm feeling crunty. I'm just really angry and upset and I don't know why."
by blue mascara December 7, 2009
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Get the Crunk Swagga mug.combination of crap, funk and haggled. when something is just all messed up. nothing's really cool about the situation. crunkity.
My back is just sore as hell, it's all crunkled up.
Look at all that laundry I have to fold. That shit's crunkled.
That chick is crunkled.
Look at all that laundry I have to fold. That shit's crunkled.
That chick is crunkled.
by boobaliboo July 5, 2010
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Guy 1: Hey why can't you play football today?
Guy 2: Because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during sex last night.
Guy 2: Because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during sex last night.
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by Victiniandthethree June 24, 2016
Get the Crunchyroll and Cuddle mug.It's when you are having sex with a girl, you pull it out, and you punch her in the asshole afterwards. This works for men AND women, it is not specified on a specific sex.
by Boningmonkey August 21, 2011
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Did you see the was he danced at the show!? That shit was fucking CRAZY! That was some insane avant-pseudo-crunk.
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