A male that is a mama's boy who leave his mother's home to his wife's. A male unable to look after himself as his mother does everything for him and he has no skills. Moves in with a partner who takes on the role of a mother
by Fifilalalulu December 29, 2021
Get the From the tit to the clit mug.a small piece of jewelry that hangs from the hood of the vagina, and is constantly moving against the clit.
no example needed. Any woman with one might as well wear a big sign that says
"ITS ALL ABOUT ME" or "SELFISH SLUT"
"ITS ALL ABOUT ME" or "SELFISH SLUT"
by the pretender October 21, 2003
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Get the It's when you fuck someone in the clit. mug.A catastrophe caused by girl creating a problem where the guy takes the blame. It generaly leave the guy flabergastered.
Example 1:
GF: I'm pregnant.
BF: You're pregnant?
GF: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I never want to see you or your name anywhere but on the child support checks.
Example 2:
Girl flirts with you on dance floor.
You dance with her.
You bring her back home.
Do stuff.
Next thing you know her BF is at the door wanting to kill you.
OMG ITS A CLITASTROPHY!
GF: I'm pregnant.
BF: You're pregnant?
GF: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I never want to see you or your name anywhere but on the child support checks.
Example 2:
Girl flirts with you on dance floor.
You dance with her.
You bring her back home.
Do stuff.
Next thing you know her BF is at the door wanting to kill you.
OMG ITS A CLITASTROPHY!
by Headbomb March 21, 2004
Get the Clitastrophy mug.When a woman says something explicitly, but actually means something entirely different, if not even contradictory.
Not to be confused with "Literal," the logical meaning of words used by men.
Not to be confused with "Literal," the logical meaning of words used by men.
Man: You ok? You're being weird.
Woman: I dunno, I'm fine, it's nothing. Promise.
(slightly later)
Woman: YOU NEVER ASK HOW I'M FEELING!
Woman: "I don't care."
Cliteral meaning: A phrase only said at the point in which a woman actually cares the most about said contextual topic.
Woman: I dunno, I'm fine, it's nothing. Promise.
(slightly later)
Woman: YOU NEVER ASK HOW I'M FEELING!
Woman: "I don't care."
Cliteral meaning: A phrase only said at the point in which a woman actually cares the most about said contextual topic.
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