A shit starting loud-mouthed asshole. Most of the time found trolling around in threads just waiting to talk shit to someone, to make themselves feel better. Often plagued with low self esteem, and the mentality of a 5 year old, and full of useless banter. Possibly high on meth or other low life drugs, trying to get a rise out of anyone who will bite.
by crustyismybitch October 17, 2009
Get the Crustyjeep mug.When screwing a girl you stick cornbread around your penis and proceed to have a girl give you a blowjob.
Damn last night i saw this sexy girl who looked hungry so i gave her a crusty carnival and she greatly appreciated it.
by bigdaddy32092 January 20, 2010
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A tall, skinny, spanish looking dreamboat of a man who plays serenades for young lads as they consume vast amounts of marijuana. Christy belles are known to be attracted to very easy girls, or also for bitches who have weird names (see Karina).
by AMburgerz March 2, 2010
Get the Christybelle mug.Shortened version of the phrase "Christ on a bicycle". Used to display one's surprise at something, when one is in too much of a hurry to utter the entire phrase.
by Purple_T December 2, 2010
Get the Christycle mug.A word that takes on multiple meanings, but generally means something incredibly bad, gross, etc. Synonymous with tacky, klassy, or trashy. Though it is not as descriptive as words like "slutty" or "ugly," it has strong negative connotations that could really mean anything. Used mostly by black women (including Nicki Minaj and Glozell) to express something they disapprove of. An adjective or a noun.
As an adjective: This crusty little bitch running round.
That bag is so crusty.
Your hair is the crustiest thing I have ever seen, girl.
As a noun: This little crust need to learn a lesson!
CRUSTY CRUSTS!
That bag is so crusty.
Your hair is the crustiest thing I have ever seen, girl.
As a noun: This little crust need to learn a lesson!
CRUSTY CRUSTS!
by thisgirlisuppose May 6, 2011
Get the crusty mug.A name combining Christina or Chrystal and Isabella. Chrystal is of Greek origin, and its meaning is "ice". Christina is Latin for "following Christ". Isabella is both Hebrew and Italian. In Hebrew it means "My God is a vow".
Girls with this name are often very beautiful, unique, highly intelligent and very social.
Girls with this name are often very beautiful, unique, highly intelligent and very social.
by Zeqe November 22, 2011
Get the Chrystybella mug.Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.
(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011
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