uncle chan

An Asian person who validates negative stereotypes for laughs or recognition from the black man. Similar to an "uncle tom."

"Ching chong I can cook cat fa ra ra" - an Uncle Chan talking to a black man.

by hurtmicg6 January 16, 2021

cracky-chan

A cosplayer girl that has crooked teeth and is fanatised (sexually) by the pedos on slashdot.

I love cracky-chan. She looks like an anime character that I'd have anal sex with!

by John Miro April 3, 2005

Milky Chance

Probability of encountering semen

She wants to get pregnant, but doesn't have a very good milky chance.

by conarry November 11, 2014

chan

A person who does hanus things to peoples computers through the internet. Usually describes a group of computer leterate people who have the ability to hack into sites and ruin peoples days.

You better stop posting all over the rants and raves or the chans will get you.

by Chris Crowbody March 2, 2008

Chance

Total douchebag who is self-absorbed, but does not like himself very much because he has a small dick. Lives in a fantasy world of thinking everyone might like him, but people really don't. The ones that have gotten to know him, quickly discover that he is a jackass, and has MAJOR issues. Jealousy should be his middle name. Skinny ass white boy who needs his ass kicked on a day to day basis because he has a big mouth.

Guy #1: Dude, I finally got my license.

Guy #2:(Ignores dude 1)

Guy #1: Chance, did you hear me?

Guy #2: WTF man? I've been playing COD for 8 hours straight and you just screwed up my concentration.

I.E. see: small dick syndrome , what the hell is up with your hair?, dude, can't you see you are creeping her out?, get a clue NOBODY likes you, get a life, and get out of mine, freak does not cover it, and not in the good way either,boy who is confused about his sexuality

by YouSuckGetAClue February 3, 2010

Chan

noun or verb. to be spontaneous, to be groovy, an awesome being,

That movie was channing awesome!! That chan dance u just did was amazing!

by sakaime June 11, 2006

Onii-chan

The Japanese word for "fuck-buddy" most commonly used in anime.

"Onii-chan! Close your eyes and don't look ;)"

by Secretsneverdie December 16, 2017