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Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve
something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living
erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’
s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the
Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low
iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their
normal, much less fun state.
Look at those
people over there, they are completely whacked out!
Yeah, that’s the local
Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the
peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
