Career Girlfriend 

The Career Girlfriend : The kind of girl, whom by the end of the first date is already talking about wedding plans, kids and where the new house would ideally be.

Being your girlfriend is her career and you are 'the one'. This has of course been repeated many times previously, curiously failing each time due to a fleeing boyfriend.

"Watch out dude, she's a total Career Girlfriend!"

1) "Thanks, it's been a really good day....Hey, do you have a big apartment?"
2) Talk of the "L" word by date number two

Career Girlfriend by Yngwie J. Malmsteen November 3, 2005

Cared 

Usually used after someone uses the term 'asked'. Means you cared what that person said and it wasnt pointless.

"Dude i fucked some girl with huge titties last night."

"Asked."
"Cared."

Cared by Goldilocks4 June 11, 2014

Cakey 

A positive response to someone's behaviour, appearance or experience.

'She looks well cakey'

Cakey by Cream Tea August 7, 2011

dont care. stay mad. 

the most untouchable comeback of all time. 6ix9ine himself put this phrase into existence and literally only dawgs with hella drip are allowed to use it. when combined with the lethal additions of "also, you're white", or "also, you're a stoopid doodoo poopy-face", or, if you're really brave, " also, i listen to gunna", opponents will be instantly folded.

tyler: "bruv, what's that large brown stain on the back ur pants which conceals ur ass"?
kyle: " dont care. stay mad. also, you're white. also, I listen to tyler, the creator. also, I roll my pants. also, I have circular glasses. also, joe mama. also, I want a fortnite burger".

dont care. stay mad. by anthonyfortnitechungus September 13, 2020

/care 

i don't care..mainly used by gamers and teens who chat online and write in slang or in gaming languages. also is mainly used by a guy in call of duty 2 named looksofat

jimmy - yo looksofat did u know that i am better than bourne at sniping?

looksofat - errmm jimmy, /care

/care by spAt September 23, 2008

The Caregiver 

When a man fucks a woman from behind and holds her hair while she vomits into the toilet after a long night of drinking.

Dude, we were fucking in the bathroom when she started puking, so I gave her The Caregiver.

The Caregiver by Pseudo_nympho January 12, 2011

Career Politician 

a person who has no real chance of life outside of politics and is stuck with the beast called Government. Has a limited chance at making a difference.

Guy: Yo man did you hear the Bernie became a Career Politician?

Girl: Really? I liked him so much, guess he's a goner now..

Career Politician by RedAviator August 20, 2011