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party burrito

Poorly put together and always leaves someone covered in shit
I used to be cool. Then I had a party burrito.
by Party burrito August 19, 2017
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Sweaty Meat Burrito

Its when you fuck the fat rolls of a Hispanic Girl
Hey Julio! I made a Sweaty Meat Burrito with Your Mom Last night!
by BradentonButtTickler June 25, 2023
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Diabetes Burrito

Something on the original taco bell 5$ menu that makes you shit bricks.
"I had to be on the toliet for two hours after eating that diabetes burrito"
by SwampyAsser July 21, 2018
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Blanding Burrito

During a hit and run investigation, this is the shape a body makes once the white sheet is placed on it. The dead body will then resemble a burrito to people passing by in their cars, which in turn then makes them hungry for a burrito. It is named for the road such an incident took place on; Blanding Blvd.
Jesus Christ that's horrible! That poor person got hit by a car and became a Blanding Burrito! Say...that actually makes me a little hungry for a burrito.
by Hiromeka April 7, 2020
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Gancho land burrito

Gancho land burrito: An authentic burrito made from various ingredients. Derived from the Latin word Gancho (hook).. once you’ve had one you’re hooked: Gacho: super bad.
Also know as the big homies Gancho land Burrito
Check out the Gancho land burrito, it’s gacho dude. All the big homies are eating gancho land burritos. But watch out you’ll get hooked wey.
by R-WAK January 30, 2023
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sumerian burrito

When you can't fit your penis inside the dead baby so you just fuck it instead.
"Stay still little jimmy this might hurt"
I'm gonna give you a Sumerian burrito
by Sumerian burrito November 15, 2016
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Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck

To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride
Troy: “I lost my keys in the locker room, I had to hitchhike in a burrito truck”
by LigmaSawconNigga August 27, 2022
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